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bed-killer

A person (usually an adult) who is so terribly overweight and cumbersome that you just know the mattress wont be able to take the strain and that the bed will audibly crack and then sag like a broken matchstick when the overweight person gets onto it - usually by throwing themselves backwards onto the bed.
Wow! Look at the gross size of that man - bet he's a bed-killer.
by mimbijones July 8, 2015
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Bed partner

So, Lisa (cocktail waitress), do you have a bed partner?
by Laurie_From_Cincinnati August 21, 2021
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Frat Bed

A bed of beers made by a Frat boy or a Frat girl. For example after drinks 50 beers or more, the said Frat boy/girl will pass out on top of the bed and sleep until noon the next day.
Guy 1: "how did i get here?"
Guy 2: " you made a Frat Bed and passed out."
by After Life Definer July 3, 2017
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shiite the bed

When his Muslim travel ban was overturned, Donald Trump shiite the bed .
by tirtle November 24, 2017
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bed count

Something douchebags claim exist even though it doesn't.
1:I want to fuck that girl.
2:No. her bed count is too high.
1:Go fuck yourself.
by Joe The Autistic March 13, 2016
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Bed-meat

The state of being so tired that your brain ceases to function and you become a lump of flesh.
I am so exhausted tonight, I'm just going to be bed-meat.
by FoodieK July 7, 2022
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Whore Bed

When a mattress is left unmade without sheets and the owner still sleeps in it.
Is that a whore bed in her picture? Bitch needs some sheets.
by yumbigbabe November 4, 2018
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