examples of Murphy's Law:
1: "the one day you forget to brush your teeth, it's picture day at school!!"
2: "the one time that you make me a pom-pom bow to put in my shoe, i have to dance! darn that murphy, he never takes a day off..."
1: "the one day you forget to brush your teeth, it's picture day at school!!"
2: "the one time that you make me a pom-pom bow to put in my shoe, i have to dance! darn that murphy, he never takes a day off..."
by ashley!!!!!!!!! September 20, 2008
Three universal laws created by sci-fi writer Issac Assimov dictating the behavior of robots and other artificially intelligent machines.
1. A robot must not harm a human, or cause a human to be harmed through inaction on the part of the robot.
2. A robot must obey the orders of its human master, unless said order violates law #1.
3. A robot must preserve its existence by any means, as long as said means do not conflict with the first two laws.
1. A robot must not harm a human, or cause a human to be harmed through inaction on the part of the robot.
2. A robot must obey the orders of its human master, unless said order violates law #1.
3. A robot must preserve its existence by any means, as long as said means do not conflict with the first two laws.
by SynjoDeonecros July 16, 2004
Maxx's Law is Godwin's Law only with boobs. Whenever a thread about something completely unrelated to boobs turns into a discussion about boobs, the thread has lost all usefulness and must end.
user1: What the guy wearing his seatbelt?
user2: My friend says that seatbelts hurt her boobs.
user3: DUDE! How big are her boobs??
user1: Maxx's Law! This thread has lost all meaning!!!
user2: My friend says that seatbelts hurt her boobs.
user3: DUDE! How big are her boobs??
user1: Maxx's Law! This thread has lost all meaning!!!
by penny_lane086 May 10, 2008
The universal truth that if you groom yourself in preparation for an expected hook-up, the hook-up will not occur immediately after. It only occurs when you haven't prepared yourself properly. Usually applicable to females.
For example, a girl shaves her legs in preparation for an expected hook-up but then the guy tells her he can't hang out that night.
She tells her roommate "Damn, I should've known I wouldn't get any tonight; its the Law of Expectation."
She tells her roommate "Damn, I should've known I wouldn't get any tonight; its the Law of Expectation."
by cocol001 March 27, 2008
Edward's Law states that once a male has had anal intercourse with a female, that the male has permanently 'won' all past and future arguments, transgressions, or vindictive acts with/of said female.
The most common application of Edward's Law is, "Whatever, I had my dick in your ass.", and it is often called on after a bad break-up in order to preserve the male's ego.
The most common application of Edward's Law is, "Whatever, I had my dick in your ass.", and it is often called on after a bad break-up in order to preserve the male's ego.
"Jenny fucked three guys when Jeff went on his trip, but he doesn't care because he fucked her in the ass" - in reference to Edward's Law
by Merkmerk February 25, 2008
by Sirus May 15, 2003
Eric: I'm putting 1k on McGregor Lfg
*McGregor Proceeds To Break His Ankle*
People with a functioning brain: Law Of Lamont
*McGregor Proceeds To Break His Ankle*
People with a functioning brain: Law Of Lamont
by wehelmtf July 16, 2021