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Michigan hot pocket

When you cook a winter turd with your heated seats. But still have to keep it baking because you can't find public restrooms after midnight anymore.
It's going to be another Michigan hot pocket tonight this gas station is closed.
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Hot Pocket

Like the tea bag when a guy puts his stuff on the face of another person who is laying down, a hot pocket is the female version when a chic puts her vag on the face of someone who is laying down.
Guy: Why your dog always be sittin on my head when I lay down?

Me: hahaha she is giving you a hot pocket.
by *R3b3l!c!0u$* July 26, 2023
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Hot pocket

Farting just before you get a lap dance, so as the dancer bounces more gas is pushed out for her to smell
Gave that dancer a hot pocket
by Terms from GuyGetaHigh July 10, 2022
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Dirty hot-pocket

A dirty hot-pocket happens when you slather your wiener in marinara sauce and stick it in a dirty coochie
My girl said she hasn’t showered in a week and told me to come over and give her a dirty hot-pocket
by Bigdaddy15350 September 21, 2023
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Hot pocket

When someone is in the act of felching and inhales a fart straight from an asshole
Nick was felching Sal last night and caught a hot pocket. He held it in like a bong hit until he passed out.
by MP9 June 14, 2016
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Filipino Hot Pocket

The user takes two or more lumpia, preferably warm, and places them inside of a condom. The user then places said condom into their anus.
Mike and I were craving Filipino food and ordered too many lumpia. Mike took some back to the room to do a Filipino Hot Pocket.
by AmandaHugandKiss2 July 8, 2025
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Hot pockets

when someone is pressed/mad about something
Guy: fuck sakes, you always do this

Girl: oh you hot pockets rn?
by - A ;) February 19, 2021
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