When you cook a winter turd with your heated seats. But still have to keep it baking because you can't find public restrooms after midnight anymore.
by The warlord Tomahawk Gorilla March 21, 2024

Like the tea bag when a guy puts his stuff on the face of another person who is laying down, a hot pocket is the female version when a chic puts her vag on the face of someone who is laying down.
Guy: Why your dog always be sittin on my head when I lay down?
Me: hahaha she is giving you a hot pocket.
Me: hahaha she is giving you a hot pocket.
by *R3b3l!c!0u$* July 26, 2023

Farting just before you get a lap dance, so as the dancer bounces more gas is pushed out for her to smell
by Terms from GuyGetaHigh July 10, 2022

A dirty hot-pocket happens when you slather your wiener in marinara sauce and stick it in a dirty coochie
by Bigdaddy15350 September 21, 2023

Nick was felching Sal last night and caught a hot pocket. He held it in like a bong hit until he passed out.
by MP9 June 14, 2016

The user takes two or more lumpia, preferably warm, and places them inside of a condom. The user then places said condom into their anus.
Mike and I were craving Filipino food and ordered too many lumpia. Mike took some back to the room to do a Filipino Hot Pocket.
by AmandaHugandKiss2 July 8, 2025

by - A ;) February 19, 2021
