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Holy Joses

The term used to express all thoughts of anger and utter amazment.
Derived from the mixture of Jesus and Moses.
"Holy Joses! That is the fattest turd I've ever seen!"
by b0jangles!1 October 16, 2007
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Holy Damage

the Achilles Heel of a Bosgrel*

*see definition of Bosgrel for additional information
Sam: yo man, a Bosgrel attacked me, but I defeated it with my Holy Damage. Jesus was within. Allow it blud!
by someone jim April 30, 2008
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holy blumpkin

The act of recieving a blumpkin in a catholic confessional by the preist while taking a shit.
"Holy shit dude, Eddie went to confess his sins but instead recieved a Holy Blumpkin!"
by wordbender08 May 20, 2008
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Holy Jasper

An exclamation uttered when one realizes that they can not believe what they are seeing or have just seen.
Holy Jasper! He just ate 13 chili dogs and got on the wall of fame at the Corner Bar.
by Runner08 August 22, 2008
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holy shot

when kylé means to type holy shit but autocorrect hits him with a holy shot
holy shot dude” -kylé
by lackell December 9, 2018
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holy angels

the best catholic all-girls school in jersey. all the girls complain about the workload and other people but you know they love the friends they have and work hard to get good grades. lots of tea but what do you expect from girls? everyone gets it confused with IHA but holy angels is obviously the better school. freshman are awkward and walk slowly in the hallways but we all know everyone in Bergen County. girls roll out of bed and come to school still looking pretty anyway. everyone's super involved with clubs, athletics, theater, and academics but everyone knows how to get lit on the weekends. go angels!!
@ All Boys: If she goes to Holy Angels, she's smart, gorgeous, athletic, funny, and knows more about world issues than your parents. If she likes you, you should TOTALLY date her.
by holyangelsnj January 17, 2019
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Holy Chalupas

Another word for saying god, holy cow, holy shit, or gosh to emphasize shock, amazement, or aghast.
Holy chalupas dude that was so cool
by @Kportal January 31, 2019
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