hayden

loves basket ball shoes but dosnt play basket ball

(me): why do you have so many bsketball shoes
(hayden): dont know they just suit me

by Yeet ya meet September 18, 2019

Hayden

A fuckboi who can’t control his hormones

Yeah, that guy is is a Hayden

by Fuck shite September 24, 2019

Hayden

A man who has a very thicc ass, and is shy to show it off. If you offer him money though he will do the best damn squat you've ever seen.

boy:"Have you seen that guys ass?"
boy2:"yea but it doesn't look like shit next to Hayden's"

by squinkypotato October 2, 2019

Hayden

She is a very,smart,funny,kind person.She loves doing competitive things.She loves pencils and is very weird.her best features are her hair and eyes

Person”it’s hayden”
Person2” duh look at her”

by Gigantic Gįräffę October 3, 2019

Hayden

An absolute fucking bitch ass nerd who still plays titan fall 2

Guy 1: Hey dude look at that guy he looks like a nerd
Guy 2: yeah I know what a fucking Hayden

by COMMUNIST KOAT HANGER October 9, 2019

Hayden

Hayden plucks his butthole hairs 9 to 5 on Sunday and Saturday he's a great guy and shower once a month he likes to talk a lot suck on hard boiled eggs and do farting challenges

Hayden should always be you friend

by Dutbut December 3, 2019

Hayden

A kid with too much dandruff and plays way to much chess he brags about how much money he has and thinks he's the best chess player in the world.

Boy:is that Hayden
Boy 2:yea he's a wanker

by Boomerangboi December 3, 2019