Holy Jasper

An exclamation uttered when one realizes that they can not believe what they are seeing or have just seen.

Holy Jasper! He just ate 13 chili dogs and got on the wall of fame at the Corner Bar.

by Runner08 August 22, 2008

Holy Skittles

A retard way to say the word "Holy Shit", especially at school, where you can't say bad words.

Holy Skittles, I forgot to do the stupid Algebra homework !

by quan267 February 29, 2016

the holy bibizzle

The Bible of Black People.

Mom: Go get the Holy Bibizzle
Tyrone: Aight bitch hold on
Mom: *Ass whooping begins*

by WNBAis#1 September 15, 2019

holy shindig

to exclaim with excitement, fear or annoyance.

1. Holy shindig!! I'm falling!
2. Holy shindig shut the fuck up you fucktard!!
3. Holy shindig I got a PS3 for X-mas
4. (Me) "Boo!"
(You) "Holy shindig Batman!!!"

by DemonSmack February 11, 2007

Holy doggo

holy doggo is the lord of every living creature he created us and can banish us to the under world where bad pupper shall make us suffer.
holy doggo can not be touched or else you will be turned into ash

Common civilian 1 : oh that’s such a cute pupper *proceeds to boop said pupper*
Common civilian 2 : oh no that not a pupper that the holy doggo
Common civilian 1 : *start to pray while bad pupper sucks him into the under world

by SomeNibba March 23, 2019

Holy Wings

An advanced set of wings, after having sex with on holy or church grounds

Mike earned his holy wings with that psycho.

by Wingsahoy March 29, 2011

Holy Kid

A child who claims to be religious and a devoted follower of Jesus, but he/she actually is a thirsty, predator-like, hungry, sex craved, dirty minded, hormone driven, thot-like person who preys on the kind hearted, caring, compassionate, and loyal young people. A holy kid often acts, dresses, and applies makeup/beauty products like a hoe. A holy kid generally dates around and has a body count higher than the number of years he/she has been alive. This term can be used for anyone besides a guy with the name of Joe.

Jeremy: “Kaydence, why did you makeout with Jimmy and Michael in the same day?”

Kaydence: “That didn’t happen because I’m a holy kid.”

EVERY GUY AROUND: “How can you even be talking? I thought your throat hurt from all the dick that bruised it and all the cum you swallowed. You can’t even pray to Jesus with all the dick in your mouth. The only hopes you have of getting to Heaven is that the cumshot from the next dick up your ass, which will probably be a BBC, has enough jizz to shoot you up that high. Holy kid my ass.”

by joe_theone November 18, 2019