by PrettyC February 03, 2012
by quan267 February 03, 2016
by @Kportal January 31, 2019
by Wingsahoy March 13, 2011
A child who claims to be religious and a devoted follower of Jesus, but he/she actually is a thirsty, predator-like, hungry, sex craved, dirty minded, hormone driven, thot-like person who preys on the kind hearted, caring, compassionate, and loyal young people. A holy kid often acts, dresses, and applies makeup/beauty products like a hoe. A holy kid generally dates around and has a body count higher than the number of years he/she has been alive. This term can be used for anyone besides a guy with the name of Joe.
Jeremy: “Kaydence, why did you makeout with Jimmy and Michael in the same day?”
Kaydence: “That didn’t happen because I’m a holy kid.”
EVERY GUY AROUND: “How can you even be talking? I thought your throat hurt from all the dick that bruised it and all the cum you swallowed. You can’t even pray to Jesus with all the dick in your mouth. The only hopes you have of getting to Heaven is that the cumshot from the next dick up your ass, which will probably be a BBC, has enough jizz to shoot you up that high. Holy kid my ass.”
Kaydence: “That didn’t happen because I’m a holy kid.”
EVERY GUY AROUND: “How can you even be talking? I thought your throat hurt from all the dick that bruised it and all the cum you swallowed. You can’t even pray to Jesus with all the dick in your mouth. The only hopes you have of getting to Heaven is that the cumshot from the next dick up your ass, which will probably be a BBC, has enough jizz to shoot you up that high. Holy kid my ass.”
by joe_theone November 18, 2019
The term used to express all thoughts of anger and utter amazment.
Derived from the mixture of Jesus and Moses.
Derived from the mixture of Jesus and Moses.
by b0jangles!1 October 01, 2007
Sam: yo man, a Bosgrel attacked me, but I defeated it with my Holy Damage. Jesus was within. Allow it blud!
by someone jim April 28, 2008