Guinea

ballin' ass shit, son

Mike: Guinea better mean ballin' ass shit.
Prof: It does.
Mike: Well good.

by Professor Tom Tharp May 1, 2008

ginner

The thing that hangs between a mans legs, ie the penis.

I hold my ginner when I pee.

by Capo Sorzie March 12, 2008

Guinnesscide

1) Drinking nothing but Guinness all night, nearly resulting in your death due to the nitrogen shits the next day.

2) drinking all the irish beer in a single bar

3) Consuming five or more Irish Car Bombs, in a single sitting.

Rost: Dude, you just destroyed the bathroom!
Rhett: Yeah, I committed Guinnesscide last night. Sorry

Bailey: Barkeep, I'll have a Smithwicks.
Barkeep: Sorry, but a bunch of kids came in here and committed Guinnesscide. But we have Bluemoon.
Bailey: Fuck Bluemoon

Rhett: When did Drew get so drunk?
Rost: He committed Guinnesscide a while ago.
Rhett: But he's drinking dirty Shirley Temples?
Rost: Yeah, but he had like ten Irish Car Bombs earlier.

by rhettku March 14, 2011

guinness buttplug

The thick, tarry, difficult to excrete stool that you try to push out the morning after a night on the Guinness.

Fucking hell, that Guinness buttplug just pushed one of my piles out!

by Fishfishfishhh November 11, 2018

Guinniy

Plural for Guinness - one pint of Guinness- two pints of guinniy

Can I get three pints of guinniy barkeep.

by Wilbur mcduck May 25, 2019

Guinnesschug

Slow Guinness drinker/chugger

Tyler challenged Joey to a Guinnesschug and lost.

by Guinnesschug November 27, 2019

Guinness

I love Guinness, no matter the definition. Lowest in calories. Forget the sugar. Slainte

Gimme a pint of Guinness.

by Guinness lassie February 27, 2021