Friend: Hey isn't that your grandma from another state?
You: Fucking hell, that grandma from another state is a nasty ass bitch.
You: Fucking hell, that grandma from another state is a nasty ass bitch.
by fybnsad June 15, 2018

when your asshole is so tight that you can give someone kisses with it when they are eating your ass
by puckeredlips September 9, 2020

A type of pudding made by your loving grandmother, while very tasty and sweet it reeks and then you realize grandma accidently rubbed banana pudding on her feet calluses instead of ointment so she put it back. Don't worry about it being gross though she's senile.
"Hey Billy how about that trending grandma pudding are you a fan?"
"Nah Jeff because when my grandma makes it for me she gets foot fungus stuck in it"
Grandmas-pudding: Gross foot pudding with Banana pudding being the most popular variation.
"Nah Jeff because when my grandma makes it for me she gets foot fungus stuck in it"
Grandmas-pudding: Gross foot pudding with Banana pudding being the most popular variation.
by Fat track mcdack tack May 3, 2016

by Daddy_Devito36524/7 July 21, 2020

a very old pirate that kinda looks like fly guy sometimes and her grandson is a really short guy who cant see Christmas colors
by Big booty Judy?!?!?! May 13, 2022

A person who picks up your phone without your consent and then listens to your friends talk without let your friends know that they are listening.
by hi25225 August 13, 2016

Grandma grew up in the Great Depression. There was no waste. If food was burnt, you scraped off the burnt bit and ate the rest.
"Grandma burnt" means that the food (usually toast) is burnt, but not burnt so badly that you can't scrape off the burnt part and eat the rest. It's not "really" burnt.
"Grandma burnt" means that the food (usually toast) is burnt, but not burnt so badly that you can't scrape off the burnt part and eat the rest. It's not "really" burnt.
by anonymous November 7, 2020
