during sex the male lays on his back as the female(or male it depens what your into)sits on the tip of the penis and slides up and down down in a circle
by sweatyandready September 2, 2010
Get the German helicopter mug.Sandra: My brother is such a retard.
Kelly: Oh yeah? What'd he do this time?
Sandra: He wanted to jack off to hentai but he had nothing to use as a lubricant. So he grabbed a bottle of Germ-X and used it. He screamed really loud and I just laughed.
Kelly: Oh yeah? What'd he do this time?
Sandra: He wanted to jack off to hentai but he had nothing to use as a lubricant. So he grabbed a bottle of Germ-X and used it. He screamed really loud and I just laughed.
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The German Blockade is a Swift Move, Requires lots of skill, But! here it is Once Your Friend Or Enemy is sleeping, You Yank down your pants in excitment and Sqeeze a load (Bust a Nut) into their Closed eye socket; once your Friend or enemy wake up their Eye will be blocked Shut; Thus giving them a German Blockade!
Chuck: Hey Kevin I gave your Girlfriend a German Blockade!
Scott: NO WAY!
Ross: YES, He did , I Watched it!
Scott: NO WAY!
Ross: YES, He did , I Watched it!
by Charlesss May 31, 2007
Get the German Blockade mug.When a woman lays down on her back and points her ass straight in the air, and her male partner stands over her and points his cock vertically downwards and starts squatting.
I was lookin' at some porn last night, and then they started to do a german pushup... it looked painful.
by the pappy April 24, 2008
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Otherwise, shitting in the sexual partner's mouth, and having sex with it as if fucking an asshole. The partner may choose to suck if possible. But, remember: don't swallow!
Otherwise, shitting in the sexual partner's mouth, and having sex with it as if fucking an asshole. The partner may choose to suck if possible. But, remember: don't swallow!
Instead of choosing to interupt their intercourse by taking a shit, Jimmy chose to save time by simply giving Julie a German Cheeseplatter.
by Dicks In October 24, 2009
Get the German Cheeseplatter mug.Germans are really nice people from a small country in the middle of europe. They aren't nazis. Because of their nazi-past ( in german it's possible to combine every word you want ) they are bashful.
We (the germans) aren't fat or hairy. It's a stupid prejudice.
Look at facebook. We're hot ;)
We are allowed to drink beer and wine when we are 16 years old and vodka, rum, whisky and the hard alcohol with 18 years. Are you jealous?
And nearly everyone loves soccer and loves to support his favorite team (Schalke 04!!).
And Sauerkraut is disgusting. We eat more potatoes than Kraut. (at least the people i know.)
The bavarians are special. Someones say that they don't belong to germany and much more to austria. And the bavarians has their own beer. White Beer ( weizen bier).
So if you think about Germany, don't combine it with bavarians. It's only a small part of it. And by the way, Leather trousers look weird. However a Dirndl ( a bavarian dress for women) is fu***** hot ( if you wear the modern ones)
Last but not least:
german beer is the best. Why do you deform our great beverage ?? Your beer tastes like pee mixed with water. AND WTF IS LIGHT BEER??? Are you kidding??
We (the germans) aren't fat or hairy. It's a stupid prejudice.
Look at facebook. We're hot ;)
We are allowed to drink beer and wine when we are 16 years old and vodka, rum, whisky and the hard alcohol with 18 years. Are you jealous?
And nearly everyone loves soccer and loves to support his favorite team (Schalke 04!!).
And Sauerkraut is disgusting. We eat more potatoes than Kraut. (at least the people i know.)
The bavarians are special. Someones say that they don't belong to germany and much more to austria. And the bavarians has their own beer. White Beer ( weizen bier).
So if you think about Germany, don't combine it with bavarians. It's only a small part of it. And by the way, Leather trousers look weird. However a Dirndl ( a bavarian dress for women) is fu***** hot ( if you wear the modern ones)
Last but not least:
german beer is the best. Why do you deform our great beverage ?? Your beer tastes like pee mixed with water. AND WTF IS LIGHT BEER??? Are you kidding??
Germany -> Deutschland
Beer -> Bier
Soccer -> Fußball
Dog -> Hund
Bavaria -> Bayern
best soccer team in the whole world -> Schalke 04
Beer -> Bier
Soccer -> Fußball
Dog -> Hund
Bavaria -> Bayern
best soccer team in the whole world -> Schalke 04
by Schalke04 March 1, 2011
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