by damianst4r June 7, 2023
Get the Gekyume mug.To "Gerk" simply mean to act "retarded", most often than not in response to something that offends said person
The term is normally used in songs like
"Gerk Walk - Christ Dillenger ft. Keith Ape, Lil Darkie (prod. Wendigo)"
and
"Gerk Freestyle - Lazy3x ft. Lil Darkie, BRUHMANEGOD, Royalty The Kidd (prod. Wendigo)"
and is also used throughout other members of "SPIDERGANG"
The term is normally used in songs like
"Gerk Walk - Christ Dillenger ft. Keith Ape, Lil Darkie (prod. Wendigo)"
and
"Gerk Freestyle - Lazy3x ft. Lil Darkie, BRUHMANEGOD, Royalty The Kidd (prod. Wendigo)"
and is also used throughout other members of "SPIDERGANG"
by pxrgatory June 12, 2023
Get the Gerk mug.person/discordian that goes around and extorts egirls for no reason and uses private police databases to find info on people and extort them, also sent 2 girls to the mental hospital if you encounter and you are a girl just avoid hes weird and will just try to find a way to extort you . Hes dangerous so keep your distance
servers hes in( discord.gg/harming )
servers hes in( discord.gg/harming )
gerby is dangerous
by com truth exposers September 2, 2023
Get the gerby mug.an imaginary friend(but he's actually real), who's never there, until he is.
he's your dad, your little brother, and that strange guy down at the corner who spends the entire day staring at the wall mumbling weird shit.
he's your dad, your little brother, and that strange guy down at the corner who spends the entire day staring at the wall mumbling weird shit.
Person(1) hey are you going to the party tomorrow?
Person(2) Actually!! I'm already there with these 9 strangers i met, we're partying outside the entrance playing campfire songs, and this one guy brought some homebrewed beers and spirits. you wanna join?
person(1) i dunno, that sounds kinda strange.
Person(2) oh dude! you have to come, i swear it's such a fucking vibe!!!
Person(1) allright then i'll be there in 30 minutes!
person 1 gets there, but person 2 is nowhere to be seen.
person(1) Hey! where is person(2)?
Stranger - oh, he left 20 minutes ago
Person(1) fucking Gerkel!!!
Person(2) Actually!! I'm already there with these 9 strangers i met, we're partying outside the entrance playing campfire songs, and this one guy brought some homebrewed beers and spirits. you wanna join?
person(1) i dunno, that sounds kinda strange.
Person(2) oh dude! you have to come, i swear it's such a fucking vibe!!!
Person(1) allright then i'll be there in 30 minutes!
person 1 gets there, but person 2 is nowhere to be seen.
person(1) Hey! where is person(2)?
Stranger - oh, he left 20 minutes ago
Person(1) fucking Gerkel!!!
by DrilleGnome August 17, 2024
Get the Gerkel mug.by Mr. Harry Tickles September 19, 2023
Get the Gerkling mug.Foreshortening of the word "geriatric".
Used as a derogatory term when describing someone driving 5mph or more UNDER posted speed limits.
For a motorist directly behind in traffic; typically the visible backs of heads are bald, balding, large wigs, or desperately dated hair. Also often with a diminutive presence above the head rest.
Rarely signals or signals 5-40 yards before intended turn, changes lanes without prompt, and/or remains on or beyond lane lines by 1-2 inches or more.
Commonly vehicles range from 35 - 50 years, or new-4 years old. Either impeccably well maintained, or heavily sunbleached and corroded.
Used as a derogatory term when describing someone driving 5mph or more UNDER posted speed limits.
For a motorist directly behind in traffic; typically the visible backs of heads are bald, balding, large wigs, or desperately dated hair. Also often with a diminutive presence above the head rest.
Rarely signals or signals 5-40 yards before intended turn, changes lanes without prompt, and/or remains on or beyond lane lines by 1-2 inches or more.
Commonly vehicles range from 35 - 50 years, or new-4 years old. Either impeccably well maintained, or heavily sunbleached and corroded.
Example: "Sorry I'm late. I got stuck behind a Gerry for 3 miles on the way here. Nearly lost my shit, but realized if I laid on the horn, despite the size of the ears sticking out beyond the seat rest, they wouldn't hear it."
"Gave a Gerry a WIDE birth, never know when the fucker was going to slam on their brakes 4ft before a freshly yellow light, or get side-swiped by oncoming traffic."
"Gave a Gerry a WIDE birth, never know when the fucker was going to slam on their brakes 4ft before a freshly yellow light, or get side-swiped by oncoming traffic."
by your real name :-P September 27, 2023
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