girlfriend grenade

The female equivalent of a boyfriend bomb. When as a woman, a guy you are interested in tells you he has a girlfriend.

I met this cute boy at the bar, and the conversation was going super well until he dropped the girlfriend grenade on me.

by acs35 February 26, 2024

Stun Grenade

The act of cupping one or both of your hands, and slapping a friend in the ear(s) so they temporarily cannot hear.

I gave John a stun grenade, and he could not hear for the next five minutes.

by Kvonbrown22 September 28, 2011

groove grenade

Performance choreographed by a band, choir, or dance group to be done in a public setting with no prior warning to the bystanders. The goal is to get in, perform, and get out anonymously. Usually filmed and posted to the internet via You Tube.

Grab your camera- Nate's band is going to throw down a groove grenade in Time Square!

by Bloodngore July 13, 2011

Lemon Grenade

A meme from portal 2

When life gives you lemons, make lemon grenades

by Some Idiot March 5, 2019

Phone Grenade

the act of taking your friends phone, dialing their ex-girlfriend/boyfriend's number, then tossing it to them as it rings. Usually results in the "victim" of the grenade having a very awkward, yet hilarious exchange with their ex.

Me: Hey Nick! Catch!'
Nick: DAMNIT!...I mean...um hey Julie
Julie: Why the hell are you calling me?
Nick: Sorry I got phone grenaded.

by badhatter April 19, 2011

nature's grenade

when a tree randomly explodes

when you get hurt by nature's grenade will most likely end in death.

by John_doe42069 September 18, 2023

Grenade Gut

Military slang for Ulcerative Colitis

CODE BROWN, CODE BROWN

Jesus Fucking Christ, there's shit everywhere, what happened?

Hazing ritual. They stuffed private Lopez with 20 tacos and his undiagnosed Grenade Gut duly saluted. He is now Private Turd Class.

by moonsuck December 12, 2023