you grandma hetero

an even worse insult than bothur mum gay and ur dad lsbian put togather.

Guy: ur mom gay,
Me: ur dad lesbian,
Guy: you grandma hetero

by personbelowhellagay February 25, 2018

Weeb Grandma

Your cum rag after you watch hentai together.
Also your grandma.

Thanks for watching hentai with me Weeb Grandma!

by yudontneeddis July 8, 2018

Step grandma

The mom of your or a step mom

“Who’s in that picture behind you?”
“Oh that’s my step grandma”

by Mr.spongebob April 27, 2019

my grandma got a vasectomy

The ultimate flex. Commonly used in influx situations when faced with complex disparities. Is a comical term, used by the longest of dong men.

Ay that mf potato flammin, my grandma got a vasectomy.

by Jejeejje July 19, 2020

lia's grandma

A grandma who acts like a math teacher, very boring and never talks about cool stuff

"Aw it's an old lady, she looks like a lia's grandma"

by Dubyaballer September 15, 2016

Spaniard-cubanius oldus grandmadios

This creature is incapable of growing its own teeth and relies on a health insurance plan to acquire a pair, Defying the natural laws of physics and most health policies this creature can reach speeds of up to mach2 after takeoff, it uses this to its advantage to constantly clean a nest, and sometimes uses its speed for tactical espionage missions which it then uses to blackmail you into submission. Resistance is futile, This stubborn creature refuses to see, or hear. After many years of training you can just then begin to domesticate this beast. It can be identified by its high-frequency calls (See 'YAH!') which it uses to see, much like a bat. It also uses these screeches as a signal for takeoff, as well as to atract mates. (see 'pepito') It usually wears a staind moomoo and folds its wings into a praying position while muttering what seem like warcries, while in this state this creature will sometimes be found laying in a fetal position. It shuffles its claws while walking as well. This 'thing' is a force to be reconed with.

While trying to steal a bag of chips from publix, The manager released his sentinal beast upon me, the feared 'Spaniard-cubanius oldus grandmadios'.

by Mung August 2, 2003

Grandman

A grandmother who, in her many years, has began to look like an old man.

Whoa...I didn't think your grandma was that old, she's, like, a grandman now.

by Dalek Sec November 20, 2007