futzin

Goofing around;wasting time

"Quit your futzin around and get in the car so we can leave"

by Kenba May 28, 2006

Future Cock Block

Future Cock Block (FCB) is a term used when another male tells a perspective female something that will forever destroy his chances with said woman. Anytime in the future when the man tries to hook up with the woman, he will be denied.

"Dude, I told Jackie you slept with some random fattie. She has a b/f now, but if she's ever available, I think I've future cock blocked you."

by Recipient of a FCB January 29, 2009

Future ex boyfriend

Pronounced FEB: f-eh-b
One whom you are dating, but know the relationship will come to an end for any number of reasons; religious differences, geographical challenges, or the other person in the relationship is a total douche bag.

Mark: Yeah, so I am moving to Japan in like 5 months
Jessica: Well that sucks
Mark: what do you want to do about us?
Jessica: I guess we are going to have to break up
Mark: pssshhh. In the future

A few days later . . .

Rachel: So what’s up with you and Mark?
Jessica: Oh, he is just my FEB (future ex boyfriend).

by Bessie Lou November 5, 2009

Futter-Whack

To dance vigorously; preferably with style and confidence

Joe: Oh, I think someone just caught it!
Sam: Caught what?!
Joe: Look at Pete! He just beat Tim in cards and now he's futter-whacking quite vigorously. Look at 'em go!

by @./_.M March 7, 2010

future welfare mom in training

Stuck Up middle or high school cheerleader,especially one with loose morals.

Since athletes and cheerleaders are the first ones to "Pair Off", they usually wind up spitting out kids before any of their classmates. Their "firstborn" is usually conceived on the night of the prom, as their classmates point to her and say:"That's a Future Welfare Mom In Training"!

by RTBSTRD November 2, 2013

Futt

The part of a girls butt cheek that's visible between her legs when viewed from the front.

I can see her futt between her thigh-gap. She must have a nice juicy ass! booty butt butts ass fat-ass behind

by Those2BadGuys September 12, 2016

invisible people from the future

A group of villians from the future that are also invisible. Defeated by Harryman and Cousin Tex long ago. They loved throwing people into cardboard boxes.

The Invisible People From the Future will return and wreak havok on the present.

by Will April 22, 2005