help me funk

To help a person get incredibly horny to the point that they explode into a ball of lumpy chodes. This is usually done with a banana.

Could you help me funk

by lord_fabulous March 1, 2016

The Farrelly Funk

When a family has a scent that’s so strong that it can not be explained by conventional science.

Dr Fauci this week had to explain the disturbing smell emanating from Short Hills New Jersey. It could only be explained as the Farrelly Funk! -2007

by Innocent bystander 01 November 28, 2021

Bean Funk

Having the disposition of being funky but in a legume way; looking like they smell like rancid beans

Bro looks like he has the bean funk.

by Anon.y.nona June 13, 2024

Chunder Funk

When she asks you to eat her ass- but you consensually beat her instead (she likes it)

Mike Literous: ong last night Jenna asked me to eat her ass- but I just gave her that big old Chunder funk allll night. Dw she liked it ;)

by SuperiorVenaCava August 5, 2025

Funk Tunnel

Another term for butthole

Want to explore my funk tunnel baby...

by Squatch10 February 10, 2019

Alexander Funke

An imaginary friend of unusual, homuncular proportions. Usually disposed to literature, modeling, and furry jackets.
Alexander Funke is a lengthening of the acronym, A.F. which stands for: abercrombie and fitch.

" Dag yo, Alexander Funke got a sale. On chronic"
"Crikey, I had a dream about Alexander Funke last night, once again. He/She told me to burn things."

by Dr. S. Mukherji December 27, 2007

bohemian funk

Any sickness that is random or unexplainable.

Dylan has a rash on his face, looks like the bohemian funk!

by Rae-Rae1009 January 15, 2018