Shut the Front Door

A more family-friendly term for "Shut the f*** up!" Originally coined by an 8th grader to a) seriously annoy the teachers and b) shock delicate ears as they thought ahead of his speech.

Ehhhmahgawwwd, did you hear and Brittany and Lindsay and Mark? Apparently, according to Brenda, they-

SHUT THE FRONT DOOR.

by Veronica Stiletto November 28, 2010

back-front-wiper

When A Woman's crotch smells like she wiped her ass from back to front. . .

Dang bro I was just about to go down on her and it hit me in the face like a back-front-wiper!

by IIIII TK IIIII December 7, 2010

this whore in front of me

Some random stank who sucks dick on the low. Or a daily basis, you choose.

Eww, she's such a stank! Who is this whore in front of me !!

by Kikzehs July 10, 2016

Front Pocket Guilt

Direct Guilt. Saying something to make someone else feel bad, but not disguising the guilt in any way. Directly giving them the guilt instead of hinting at it. Usually to gain something desired, such as food or money, etc.

Son/Daughter: "Mom! I so hungry. You haven't fed me all day! Make me something!"
Mom: "Make it yourself, Front Pocket Guilt doesn't work on me."

by Morokai April 19, 2014

front page website

A website where the majority of content is found on the front page.
The sites usually have lots of links to other websites.

Enviromation.net is a front page website. You get all the information you need from the home page.

by BessieBoop October 20, 2013

front row slut

a female usually wearing too much make-up who is not really into the music but wants to be at the front with their best duckface on.

go and ask that front row slut if I can borrow her mirror to sniff my snortabilly off and ask the other one to lend me her selfie stick

by mindmymollydolly November 11, 2015

front seat fracas

Self-contained road rage - the fight a couple has while driving, neither looking at the other, on a trip one of them really did not want to take.

She demanded to turn around and go home. He was determined to get to the guns and ammo exposition. It could only end in a massive front seat fracas.

by Monkey's Dad March 8, 2020