Shut the Front Door

A more family-friendly term for "Shut the f*** up!" Originally coined by an 8th grader to a) seriously annoy the teachers and b) shock delicate ears as they thought ahead of his speech.
Ehhhmahgawwwd, did you hear and Brittany and Lindsay and Mark? Apparently, according to Brenda, they-

SHUT THE FRONT DOOR.
by Veronica Stiletto November 25, 2010
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back-front-wiper

When A Woman's crotch smells like she wiped her ass from back to front. . .
Dang bro I was just about to go down on her and it hit me in the face like a back-front-wiper!
by IIIII TK IIIII December 06, 2010
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this whore in front of me

Some random stank who sucks dick on the low. Or a daily basis, you choose.
Eww, she's such a stank! Who is this whore in front of me !!
by Kikzehs March 24, 2016
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front row slut

a female usually wearing too much make-up who is not really into the music but wants to be at the front with their best duckface on.
go and ask that front row slut if I can borrow her mirror to sniff my snortabilly off and ask the other one to lend me her selfie stick
by mindmymollydolly September 27, 2015
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Front my drip

to front on someone else's "drip" means to lie on or attempt to tarnish one's character with the intention of publicly damaging one's reputation
Y'all really trying to front my drip right now for no reason!
by Rapper Bios March 12, 2022
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Front row fattys

The overweight girls who are always in the front row watching any small venue band. They know all the words to every song and insist on letting you know they know the words... They bake cookies or a cake and have signs for every band members birthday.
FRF's guitar sniffers cake bakers Band Beasts Front Row Fattys
by flax64 February 04, 2010
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elephant trunk front

its simple .. camel toe. ... for dudes :D
dude those pants are way tight on you .. you got some serious elephant trunk front goin on.
by th3 ribbler November 17, 2017
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