PP Forest God

1: The man that is writing this
2: The God that Gave you several penis diseases, and maybe a few other things
3: Someone that will not answer your prayers for a bigger dick
4: The God who gave you the PP forest

Alex: Please O' PP Forest God, I beg to you! Give me a bigger dick!
Aiden: Broski. Do you even know who he is or what he does? He's not gonna give you a bigger dick.
Alex: Fuck.

by PP Forest God November 12, 2020

Forest Fire

A game to play with your best mates.

One of your friends light their pubes on fire while the rest try to put it out with their jizz.

Ronald: Hey, wanna play Forest Fire ?

Jammie: Nah, my dick got blisters.

by MF_FK0 September 11, 2020

forest fire

a sexual activity where a female sets her pubic hair on fire and has to jerk off the male until he ejaculates, causing the flame to go out.

“i found a lighter. want to start a forest fire?”
“what the fuck is wrong with you?”

by threekingx September 13, 2020

Forest Noodle

A colloquial term for dem asian type mushrooms what look like noodles from afar.

Laura called those Enoki mushrooms "forest noodles" last night when we were porking.

by DinduEnuff September 25, 2020

The forest school

A prison designed for children ages 11-16. A truly horrible place

Jim"yo looks like those roadmen from that hellhole the forest school"

by Lord poggo October 20, 2020

Corn forest

A hairy asshole

I want to fuck her corn forest

by Johnny Fab September 12, 2017

forest hooker

the act were a dumb hoe dont shave for a month because she is a serious feminist and thinks you wont accept her for who she is if she has a forest of hair on her puss leaving you confused as fuck to where to put your dick durring sex so you end up not wanting to have sex with that dumb hoe, so she goes and fucks other guys to see if they have the same problem.

Sarah,"Damn Jeremy you really cant even stick it in", Jeremy," Dumb hoe if you wasnt a forest hooker we wouldnt have this problem.

by Nay-Nay Jay October 6, 2017