Felhaber

Don't mess with em',But true to the heart and one you'd wanna have on your side.Last but not least fun and loving and all round' good people.

There's a Felhaber.

Holy fuck theres a Felhaber.
That there Felhaber will fuck you up,But will party all night.

by good Valley lad October 2, 2011

Felching

The act of retrieval of semen from the anus via suction

I was felching my ex as i regret having sex with her

by Meme slave April 21, 2017

Featherston

The Featherston’s are the rednecks you’d see bein clumsy and shooting guns all the time and the Featherston’s are always good with people and they can knock your boots off and you don’t wanna mess with them cause they are very strong and smart and very intelligent and funny

The Featherston’s are shooting again RUNNN!!

by Justin dick July 29, 2019

slippery feather

(Noun)
1. An unnaturally sly or clever person.
2. A tricky or sneaky chap.
3. Somebody capable of achieving wildly unlikely or especially unexpected feats.

Mitch just got that chicks number with some crazy bullshit story he pulled out of his ass. What a slippery feather.

by Dave April 20, 2005

fanny-felt

denotes a ladies front bottom, vaginal curtains or simply, pishflaps. OFTEN used in arguements between myself and 'annie'

Bianca, your fanny-felt needs a good dusting.

by Louise and Alison September 11, 2005

Facebook Featherbrained

When someone comments on a status that you have that is meant to be serious and meaningful with a trivial and frankly retarded comment.

Bob: In the days of kings and queens I was a jester
Frank: In the days of kings and queens you were a shoveler of shit.
Harold: In the queens of kings jester, I was the days.
Bob: Wow you guys are facebook featherbrained

by DayumDude February 18, 2011

Cock Feathering

Cock feathering, derived from the "tickling feather" cliche, is any form of action, communication, etc. from an individual towards a man that leads the man to foresee the possibility of a sexual encounter between them and/or otherwise just causes him any level of arousal below orgasm. Unlike the case of indirect cock teasing, the act of cock feathering dictates that the sexual encounter actually has a chance to occur.

1.
Friend: Dude, why did Jenny text you so much last night?
Man: She was cock feathering the hell out of me man; she was really flirty and even sent me some hot pics of herself. I think she wants me.

2.
Man: Mary cock feathered me for awhile, and in the end we slept together!
Friend: Nice!

3.
Man: She had cock feathered me by acting really sexy around me, but it turns out she was just leading me on.
Friend: Tough break! There's plenty of fish in the sea, bro.

4.
Nerd: She sent me a wink face; she's totally cock feathering me.
Friend: Dude...you don't know anything about women.
Nerd: Pff, whatever. It still turned me on.
Friend: ...wow.

5.
Woman: Hey, remember how I was telling you about my sore muscles and the massage oils I bought? Well, I was actually hoping you could come over tonight and help me with that...
Man: (Whoa, hello cock feathering) Sure thing.

by Fonzie Terry November 14, 2011