Fluer

Fluer

A person who is smart, pretty and extremely funny! ... with her mum.

TomLegend: I'dd 0121Do1 her anytime!

Morris: Yeah shes well fluer!

Sam: SHE IS PRETTY SHE IS! SHE IS!

by iMorris July 1, 2010

Fluked

To be forced to pay for the contraception of women you are not having sex with.

The entire country has been fluked by that Sandra chick.

by cheekyT August 5, 2012

flueggin tyne

Jolly state of mind.

I had a flueggin tyne of a good day.

by Adam Tyne September 8, 2006

FLUKE

in the san diego, ca 92114 area a fluke can be the action of saying you are going to do somthing, or something you call a person a who says they are going to do something, and they make you think they really are and then they up and change their mind about doing it and dont do it.

at 4:03pm jennifer, "be ready by 6:30pm on the dot because that's when we're leaving!"

at 7:26 tiffany calls jennifer, "hey where the hell are you at? it's 7:26pm, you said 6:30pm"

jennifer, "oh yea, i dont think im going any more."

tiffany, "damn, you FLUKED me.....well gee thanks for letting me know you changed your mnid foo! uugh you damn fluke!"

jennifer, "whatever"

by TiFFBO February 18, 2010

fluked

to fluke is to ditch someone

That bitch fluked, we were supposed to go on a double date, but hey, more pussy for me.

by edgarblah September 20, 2007

fluterus

An unusual organ of the female's body, found in only a precious, royal, few females, which plays much better than a piano. The fluterus has never been domesticated and cannot be used as legal tender in Bosnia.
Alternatively: a simple and tender word usable as a rhyme with uterus.

My dearest Griselda, do please cease flagrantly flaunting, flapping or flipping your fluterus during the Prince's Ball. It is disturbing to the lower classes.
or,
Once she gave me the key to her fluterus, the platypus died.

by Terabithia Schwartz March 3, 2008

Flüge

An engorged whale penis.

Kaveman could not handle himself anymore, unable to control his own love for bestiality he jumped into the great sea and found himself stroking the massive, sloppy, throbbing Flüge of the great Moby Dick himself.

by Jigga's mom March 3, 2008