Fester-ish

When you don’t feel like doing the tasks at hand, feeling lazy, or backing down on your word

“Hey boss man, I can’t come in to work today I’m feeling a little fester-ish.”

by SailHatan999 July 29, 2021

fasturbater

Someone who jerks off so fast that the dick flies off and exlpodes.

Gary jerked Bill off so hard his dick flew off and exploded in Tammy's face. Just another victim of the fasturbater.

by Slime Girl August 10, 2021

Fakterman

An extraordinary legend. He's a Physicist, an Astronomer, a Arbi and overall a gorgeous man. The only downside a Fakterman has is his orange tint of hair and sometimes skin. Aside from being annoyed by his amazing friends he has a pretty casual behvaior although he's a freak of nature in some cases. If you come across Fakterman you should approach his Gina and sit there until he kicks you off, which happens regularly.

OMG Fakterman I can't wait to sit with you in your Gina tonight!

by Nightingale2 January 30, 2022

Fattered

When your fat and shattered

I’m absolutely fattered

by Mimi Lou December 20, 2021

Fanter

Small talk about meaningless/useless subjects, idle banter, conversational fluff.

The conversation I had with him was mostly idle fanter, but it was enjoyable nonetheless

by Voxel Roguery February 16, 2022

Farter

A person that is expert in farting

You:Ahhhh im no expert in farting!! Farter:I can teach you!!! You:Howwwwwwwwwwww?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Farter:(Fart) You:ok thx :> (Goes home) You:Hi dad (20 farts) Dad:WHERES THAT MEGAPHONE >:( Dad:*slaps with belt* YOU:(CRYS)

by Poobysoy February 22, 2022

FARTERS

A group of the best worldwide known flatlulence creators, if you are a "FARTER" you could class yourself as one of the greats, up there against Elvis and Michael, now some people might think the "FARTERS" are just regular old farting civilians, but they are much more than that, they have over 570 businesses and facilities dedicated to Fartin, tootin, and a little bit of pootin, they started their Fart organization in March of 1965, the "FARTERS" will continue to grow and thrive.

Holy crap is that the "FARTERS"??

How do I join the "FARTERS"??

I wish I was as cool as them.

FARTERS is the best

by Yourmamaismymama65 April 19, 2022