Fast Eddie

She will blow your mind and take your money, all while making you feel better about yourself.
After the initial pool match is complete, a rematch will immediately be brought up. Followed by the owner of the pool hall kicking her out before the rematch is complete. Sucking you into playing her again on a different day. Her methods aren't conventional, yet extremely effective

Chump 1: I'm tired, I'm going home

Fast Eddie: wanna play some scotch doubles bank 8?
Chump 1: yeah, but my partner is the best player in the room

Fast Eddie: doesn't matter let's fuckin go race to 3

Fast Eddie by Willyc73 July 10, 2024

Capt Eddie Snorkel

While eating a man’s ass you are beating him off at the same time.. IE.. “adjusting the snorkel while diving”

I gave him the proper Capt Eddie Snorkel and now he won’t stop calling me!

Capt Eddie Snorkel by Ejtpa1 November 25, 2025

to eddie it

Young punk Eddie climbed up on the bridge, shouted that he was punk and nobody could tell him otherwise, then jumped. He didnt survive the fall.

"to eddie it"
Meaning: to mess up a stunt so bad it goes completely wrong.

Example between friends:
"Bro you almost eddied it off that rail."
"Dont eddie it, man, land it clean."

to eddie it by em0gir1sl0v3r February 17, 2026

compton ass eddie 

This refers to kid who live in farifax in the ghetto. he is whit as can be but yet insist on being or acting black he drives a s-dime and its so shitty it has more bondo then a bondo factory, he is a poser. he is defently the most pathetic peice of crap in the world and im tired of his compton ass shit! Note: he got the smallest dick u can imagine and i have proof from all his gf's.

Black kid: "yo that compton ass eddie is a poser, he think he black, lets bank him nigga"

compton ass eddie by beanie shmegals March 11, 2005

Pull an Eddie 

The act of relocating to a different area of a residential area to avoid interaction with other members of the residence.

I'm going to pull an eddie so that nobody can hear me talk to you.

Pull an Eddie by eddiekart June 16, 2020

Marc and eddie 

They are the most softest people in the world they are bitches and pull no hoes they get jumped and try to act hard there just a bunch off pussies

It’s the pussies Marc and Eddie again

Marc and eddie by Marfcccccc November 13, 2020

richie + eddie 

Richie and eddie are ment to be, they are in love and you know it :)

"Man they're ment to be just like richie + eddie!"

richie + eddie by LoisFitzx June 8, 2021