Old Man Ding

Old Man Ding is a paper-and-pencil game that has been widely circulated in mainland China since the 1980s. According to the jingle, the player draws an image of an old man by combining characters and graphics (including 丁”、“⚪”、“三”、“四”, etc.). There are various versions of the jingle due to different regions, and the first sentence of the game is mostly named after the nose drawn by "an old man Ding".

He looks like Old Man Ding

by antongjun April 27, 2023

Bang, ding, WOW!!!

When a smoking hot Asian bangs you so hard you forget where you are and even what day it is. You reached a higher level of existence and then finished by seeing stars.

Dude, guess what just happened to me? What? It was “bang, ding, WOW!!!” You mean some hot Asian just rode the shit out of you? Totally!!!

by Cockness Monster 5 March 1, 2021

big swing, no ding

Informal cricketing term used when a batsman takes a giant slog at a ball but completely misses. Equivalent to "swing and a miss" in baseball. Usually used as a sledge at under-12s cricket matches.

"Is he gonna whack this one for six? No, he's been bowled! Big swing, no ding!"

by Somenutidk July 2, 2021

Ding Bat

A bat that is flying into a metal object, making the sound 'ding!'

Did you see that ding bat? It was the loudest one to fly into that pole yet!

by lungsgnul February 1, 2010

ding dong

Started as slang for penis, but has basically become a generic noun for just about anything. cat, car, groceries, cigarettes, etc. sometimes used as a verb as well.

can you help me bring up the rest of the ding dongs from the ding dong? cheers.

by JT October 29, 2004

dazing

Daydreaming, spacing out, being lazy in general

Class was so boring, I was dazing the whole time

by The_Lazy_One October 12, 2009

Ding

A person of below average intelligence whose daily life is disrupted by their own stupidity. Dings will usually lie and cause trouble constantly, just because they're dings.

There are levels of dingosity, running from Levels one to five.

"I've locked myself in the shed again, can you come and let me out"

"You are such a ding".

by doubleshiny June 24, 2005