douchebagginess

Being a douchebag.

That guys douchebagginess gives all guys a bad name.

by Sammi_Baer February 19, 2012

douchebag roadblock

(n) When all the lanes of a given road, particularly an expressway/highway/freeway, are occupied with drivers who are driving too slow, typically slower than the speed limit.

Goddammit! I'm going to be late for work because of this douchebag roadblock!

by iamderricksdefinition June 18, 2012

Douchebags Apprentice

A douchebag wannabe, a douchebag in training. One that follows a certified, card carrying, journeyman douchebag, picking up on all the tricks and general douchebaggery, in effort to fulfill his journey into full fledged douchebagism.

Joe: That Justin, although still a pud-whack, Is getting pretty douchey.

Carl: Yeah I hear he's a Douchebags Apprentice. He's been hanging with a real Douchebag lately, so it's bound to rub off.

by Bubba Ganush November 1, 2012

douchebags agreement

A bet with ridiculous wagers which only douchey people would think of or agree to

Douchebag #1 - Hey man, I bet you that you can't drink that entire bottle of mentholated spirits!
Douchebag #2 - Your on, if I win you have to cut of your cock with this plastic spoon
Douchebag #1 - Deal but if you lose you have to skull this bucket of paint thinner!
Douchebag #2 - Fuck yeah!
Innocent onlookers - Oh shit those guys just made a douchebags agreement

by Migel Sanchez June 13, 2013

douchebagestan

Where all douche bags are from.

What a douche bag!!!
Yeah! Pretty sure he is from douchebagestan!!!

by Your Worst Nightmare W27 April 17, 2014

douchebag smile

When someone smiles all the time like a douchebag.

Look at that railroad welder cheesing!
I know I hate that douchebag smile!

by Homer Riley June 27, 2014

Douchebaggery

The act of being a douchebag.

Mike: Yo, did you hear that John stole Harry's girlfriend?
Trevor: Yeah, he's full of douchebaggery.

by Scumdiddily July 7, 2014