Boston dong

A condition causing a New England Patriots fan to get an erection after seeing or hearing Tom Brady.

Why isn't Bobby watching the Pat's game?
He watched Brady warm up and had to go hide his Boston dong.

by dfir February 20, 2015

Pepper Dong

A mini gong made out of pepper. You hit it over your food and it sprinkles pepper ovet your food

Do you have the pepper dong? My food needs more flavor.

by hellohsvsjdbd July 29, 2022

pumpkin dong

a stupid person.

Shut up you pumpkin dong

by feggbzherhare June 17, 2021

Vagina-dong

Pertaining to heterosexual intercourse; placing the vagina and penis in close proximity or conjoined genitalia

My fiancé said no Vagina-donging until next week

by Big Nasty April 23, 2016

dong water

dick sweat. straight fucking dick sweat.

my mom was making fun of me today. she’s literally fkn dong water.

by c0keboys February 26, 2021

Dong Dipper

A male who sleeps around a lot and often a cheater

"Alex has screwed half the office. He's been a real dong dipper lately"

by gf of creator April 22, 2015

dong schnopler

Someone who likes to Schnopel Dongs.

Did you see Karen? She’s such a Dong Schnopler.

by SuperSlimyDirtPerson October 26, 2018