The biggest Egomaniac on the planet. Hosts the show, "The Apprentice" and is said to have hair like a bird's nest? (Why the hell would you care about his hair when he just tosses five dollar bills out on the street everyday for people to scurry and try and get for fun?)

And now for Donald Trump's Fantasies:
"Trumpzilla"
"President Trump"
& his favorite,
"Menage a Trump"

Donald Trump by G-Union April 5, 2004

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donald trump

someone who actually would not be the man he is today without his hair

"I have a stylist I go to in Queens. His name is Antonio. I think he's a fruit. But the bottom line is that the hair speaks for itself. Here's his card, tell him I sent you, and ask for the onion loaf."

donald trump by foo bear September 18, 2005

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Donald Trump

a fucking bitch that is a bad asshole. Should not be a fucking assholing prez.

Donald Trump is a Fucking Bitch.

Donald Trump by bigfatman1234567890 January 23, 2017

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Donald Trump

bitch ass meat head.

yo that dude is just like donald trump so fucking full of himself

Donald Trump by bvbarmy forever May 7, 2016

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