Someone who is stupid and everything about them is fake. Can be used as an insult or a playful insult when your friend does something stupid
Derived from the phrase "Daft dimbo"
Derived from the phrase "Daft dimbo"
Brian is acting like a daft dildo.
Ron fell flat on his bum after trying to carry to many boxes at once. I laughed and called him a daft dildo.
Ron fell flat on his bum after trying to carry to many boxes at once. I laughed and called him a daft dildo.
by DestroyerOfFeels December 12, 2016
Get the daft dildo mug.This is the male body part of an egg, also known as there penis.
Male eggs normally do not show there massive egg dildo, as its hidden in there egg shell.
The egg dildo is a slimy dildo, a mixture between the egg itself and yolk. The yolk causes it to be able to fit inside of anything With ease,
When eggs do show there dildo, its mostly either when they are extremly horny or when they are trying to seduce other female eggs.
Once they finally start cumming, they Will squirt out yolk. Its more sticky then normal however.
The yolk gets Made more sticky when it gets transported from there own body into there partner.
Once it reaches into the female egg a baby Will soon take from inside of the female egg.
Male eggs normally do not show there massive egg dildo, as its hidden in there egg shell.
The egg dildo is a slimy dildo, a mixture between the egg itself and yolk. The yolk causes it to be able to fit inside of anything With ease,
When eggs do show there dildo, its mostly either when they are extremly horny or when they are trying to seduce other female eggs.
Once they finally start cumming, they Will squirt out yolk. Its more sticky then normal however.
The yolk gets Made more sticky when it gets transported from there own body into there partner.
Once it reaches into the female egg a baby Will soon take from inside of the female egg.
by The aubergine man September 14, 2020
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Dan: Ew no scott, that's your moms dildo sweat.
Dan: Ew no scott, that's your moms dildo sweat.
by HKTH January 14, 2007
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"Valerie didnt like her boyfriend's 2 inch penis so she used her dildo propelent to have multiple orgasms."
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Cunt Coffee
Dildo Donut
Pussy Pastry
Cock Cookie.
And More.
Visit Dunkin Dildos Today!
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