Self-Definition

I'm an EvOlUtIoNaRy BiOlOgIsT!

Hym "I donno my self-definition is pretty vague. But what makes you think you know myself better than I do? From where I sit, it's looking like I exist deeper in your psyche than you do in mine. What am I doing in there? Do you know what I'm doing in MINE? Fucking your daughter... Up against a hotel room wall... From the back... Wait, I don't know if she's tall enough for that... If not, there's a stepping stool.... Oh! Well shit! I guess I DO know what I'm doing in your head! Your daughter! I mean... NOW. Maybe I wasn't a second ago but I SURE AS HELL AM NOW AREN'T I!? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

by Hym Iam August 11, 2023

rebound harry Crump Ler definition

once once has made a public spectacle of one's self extra ignorant of the underpinning of the interweb certain inconvenient definitions begin to self propagate not much unlike alien mold

trying to remove any rebound harry crump Ler definitioning from urban dictionary will re-trigger the streisand effect

by heavy hoser June 1, 2013

oak grove deception

The act of talking a big game and then backing out at the last minute. This phrase often involves a week of bullshit leading up to a road trip. On the road trip the guilty party, despite saying all week that they were going out to drink, decides to stay at the hotel and order pizza

Matt: Alright the road trip is finally here! Joel, are you ready to get fucked up!!!

Joel: Hell Yeah!!!

Ross: Hey Joel we are leaving in 5 minutes!

Joel: I'm just gonna stay in and eat pizza instead.

Matt: Typical Oak Grove deception! I bet you're great at Pokemon!

Joel: I'm a super high level! Y'all wish y'all could beat me in Pokemon!

Gantt: Gayyyyyy

by SanAntonio December 24, 2013

Remaking your definition until it’s accepted

Remaking your definition until it’s accepted is exactly that
It is to recreate the same thing again because it didn’t appear and you really want it to

Person:I can’t seem to remaking your definition until it’s accepted

by Appleeq August 1, 2018

don't publish this definition

you see? you see the dumb crap the urban dictionary editors will actually publish instead of real definitions?

don't do it. don't publish this definition. it's fucking useless. fuck you.

urban dictionary editor: Let's see here, we have a real and possibley helpful definition and one talking about some guy's random ass friend named James. Hmm which one should we allow on the urban dictionary. Hmm i'm gonna say the useless one about some guys random ass friend. Fuck the real and useful definitions right guys!

a bunch of dumb fuck urban dictionary editors: YEAH!

by BenderIsGreat3000 August 27, 2018

Beta Male (Alternate definition)

A person who tells Dad jokes and thinks they are still an Alpha male.

John said "I am from Oregon and blood courses through my oregons" John is now a Beta Male (Alternate definition)

by Geldsheisser October 23, 2020

Method of deletion

Idiom

The correct term is “process of elimination” however it is also known to be this term as well.

Person 1: we’ll figure this out using the method of deletion
Person 2: don’t you mean process of elimination?
Person1: same thing

by Hellooooo :) :) April 15, 2021