Declan

Maybe the best soccer player in the fucking world. Whenever he gets the ball the other team calls it quits. Good luck garding Declan.

Oh look! There's Declan getting head in the club!

by IluvDeclan November 4, 2025

Kebab Decorator

This is a form of art typically performed by drunks once enough of their kebab has been eaten. The leftovers are either: thrown on the floor, posted through mail boxes, or smeared over shop windows.

Just as Ian said: 'I've had enough of this rancid shit', he threw the kebab over his shoulder. It landed with a pleasing splatter and decorated the pavement with a wonderful array of patterns, colours and textures.

Meanwhile, Simon was trying to make slithers of donner meat stick to shop windows.

A couple of swampbeast bitches walked past and said 'wow, a pair of kebab decorator'!

by ClinterousMk2 May 12, 2010

manhattan declaration

Farting loudly after anal sex.

Marsha's Manhattan Declaration last night was so loud it nearly woke up the neighbors.

by ismellwutudidthur December 16, 2010

De-decorate

The act of undoing the decorating that one had spent untolled energy and countless hours on decorating may be used for any holiday that requires dragging boxes from the cellar or attic into living room and pawing through the tangled mess you left from the year before.

"Time to de-decorate the tree...not so sure the taking it outside part is happening tonight!"

by Zethrael January 10, 2012

Rage decorating

When someone starts decorating the house for a holiday (mainly Christmas) and do it in a fast, angry way. Foregoing the health and well being off others if they dare get in the way and impede the decorating process.

We have to be at home the day after thanksgiving because my wife is rage decorating tomorrow.

by Ross52066 November 23, 2018

Christmas Decorations

Lights and inflatables to show your love for Christmas during the holiday season. Mostly ruined by insane people putting their decorations up as soon as Halloween ends or sometimes even earlier.

"I need to put my Christmas decorations up."
"ITS NOT EVEN SEPTEMBER YET"

by youngsavage69 November 25, 2018

Functional decorating

When you use bar carts, trays of liquor etc as part of your decor which your houseguests can use and enjoy - cheers !

I love your functional decorating, let’s have a drink !

by Lisalugwrench April 7, 2019