Donkey Limp

The limp one develops due to the hurdle of his legs having to clear his massive cock with every step.

That's not swagger; Longjohn just walks with a donkey limp.

by lbeesntdeirx February 19, 2013

donkfest

A poker game in which all of the players are terrible, make stupid bets, calls, etc. No skilled required to play, just pure dumb luck because the players are so clueless.

I went to Sherri's the other night for a poker tournament, but it was a complete donkfest!

by Steel69 January 22, 2014

donkey-witch

An atrociously unattractive female with a face resembling the rear end of a donkey and a personality of a witch.

A face repulsive enough to blind.

A female ugly enough to cause instant eye-watering and gag reflex on sight.

As I was trying to leave the party I got trampled by three donkey-witches on my way out.

by Dfishdaddy March 17, 2014

donkey on the edge

On the edge of an emotional breakdown

I'm seriously a donkey on the edge right now ....

by HolyHolly August 12, 2017

Donkey Thicc

A well endowed gentleman wearing gray sweatpants with the clear outline of his genitals.

"Hey yo bro, see that guy who just walked in?" "He looking Donkey thicc"

"OMG Brittany!" "You cant just let you boyfriend go out in public with those sweats" "He's too Donkey thicc to be out around these thirsty sluts!"

by Tralalalash January 12, 2021

ba-donka-cock

n. (buh-donka-cock)

1. A very large penis
2. A lap hog
3. A monster crank

Kyle - Dude, did you see Michael in the shower after practice?
Andrew - Yeah, man. He's really got a honky-tonk ba-donka-cock. Absolutely enormous.
Kyle - That he does.

by MD-69 September 5, 2013

Chuck donkey

A jerk off. One that masterbates often. An idiot that thinks he's cooler than he really is. A tool. A douche tard.

Man that guy was a real chuck donkey trying to pick up those girls.

by Bigballer12 July 24, 2016