Dildo Of The Day

The Adult version of Groupon or Woot.
Just bought a giant dong from dildo of the day.
by financialjoo January 23, 2012
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Dildo mongrol

That girl has 50 dildos, she must be a dildo mongrol
by Hairy quaola ass June 29, 2011
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dildo sweat

The vaginal secretions covering the outside of a Dildo once properly administered.
Scott: My mom's dildo is all wet and slimy. I think my dog's been chewing on it.

Dan: Ew no scott, that's your moms dildo sweat.
by HKTH January 13, 2007
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dildo propelent

A dildo being propelled into a chicks pussy with great force and rapidity. (making the bitch cum quicker)
"Valerie didnt like her boyfriend's 2 inch penis so she used her dildo propelent to have multiple orgasms."
by Aaron July 04, 2004
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armored dildo

by Armordildo December 24, 2014
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Dunkin Dildos

A restaurant similar to Dunkin Donuts. Sells:
Cunt Coffee
Dildo Donut
Pussy Pastry
Cock Cookie.
And More.
Visit Dunkin Dildos Today!
JOE: Dude, I got the Cunt Coffee and Dildo Donut at Dunkin Dildos!
BOB: Luckkkyyyy!
by Fuggle May 22, 2012
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dildo slut

When a female loses her virginity to a dildo or an inanimate object that resembles a penis.
The dildo slut who was so deperate to lose her virginity that she devirginized herself with pickle.
by thehighmen March 26, 2010
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