Dildo Baggins

A troll who lives in a cold cave surrounded by pussy of all shapes and sizes. He only comes out for sustenance and to empty his refuse bins.

Yo, I never see that kid anymore.

Yeah, he really turned into a Dildo Baggins after he got that VR Headset and all those cats.

by BigMike86 November 23, 2021

Pink dildo

Pink plastic meat stick

Did you know jack cave has a massive pink dildo up his arse at all the time

by DangerousNonce6 July 7, 2021

dildo sweat

The vaginal secretions covering the outside of a Dildo once properly administered.

Scott: My mom's dildo is all wet and slimy. I think my dog's been chewing on it.

Dan: Ew no scott, that's your moms dildo sweat.

by HKTH January 14, 2007

dildo propelent

A dildo being propelled into a chicks pussy with great force and rapidity. (making the bitch cum quicker)

"Valerie didnt like her boyfriend's 2 inch penis so she used her dildo propelent to have multiple orgasms."

by Aaron July 3, 2004

dildo slut

When a female loses her virginity to a dildo or an inanimate object that resembles a penis.

The dildo slut who was so deperate to lose her virginity that she devirginized herself with pickle.

by thehighmen March 26, 2010

dildo supplier

one who is so useless that they should have their own dick cut off inorder for a women to finally find a use for them by useing their dick as a dildo

You are a dildo supplier

by vitty October 18, 2008

armored dildo

Amarillo, Texas

You going to Armored Dildo for Christmas this year?

by Armordildo December 24, 2014