Demented Foal Fountain (DFF)

When one masturbates sitting on the dunny and when approaching the vinegar stroke, stands up and staggers around like a new born horse shooting spooge all over the room, or public cubical you’re in,

Oh man I was like demented foal fountain (DFF) in that cubicle! Mess everywhere...

by Yellowbedwetter November 10, 2019

DFF

An acronym for Dumb Fat Fuck. This acronym is normally used to describe someone who acts in an unintelligent and dim-witted manner. It is one who should have been fired a long time ago, but still works at the company because he knows someone high up in the ladder or is having sex with one of the bosses.

DFF was fooling around on the Internet, but one of the bosses came in, so he picked up the phone to pretend he was doing business, but then it RANG. What a DFF!

by Anonymous Guy May 17, 2005

DFFBT

Don't
Fucking
Face book
That/This

^N. Used with pricks who like to take pics or video of you doing embarrassing/crazy-ass crap and then post it to Face-Book within a matter of minutes.

To which you should reply " Don't fucking Face-book That! " or " DFFBT " and look really pissed.

If however you catch the prick while your doing this "ACT", instead you'd say " Don't fucking Face-Book This! " or " DFFBT! "

your taking a piss and someone comes rushing into the room and catches you in the act. It's embarrassment for you, and god knows they have their cell phone taking a video - To which you should Reply: "Don't fucking Face-Book This!" or "DFFBT!"

by That guy in the box--> [ " ] December 14, 2009

DFF

Drunk Friend Forever

1. When someone you were just fighting with and you share a drink and then get drunk simultaneously becoming friends until sober

Jim and I were got in this huge fight and then we got shitfaced and became DFF's!!

by treybert October 16, 2009

DFFB

DANCE FLOOR FINGER BLAST

Yo dude, I just DFFB'd like ten girls at that party.

by Snake Bromike April 29, 2012

dff

this is what you are when you find out the guy you are fucking is gay and your friends refer to you as a dirty fag fucker!!!

That Cindy is a DFF

by Maegsip February 21, 2009

dff

douche free facility. An environment lacking the well loved douche.

That guy sucks, this is definetly not a dff.
The Senate is not a DFF.
Where i work is not a DFF.

by segfault April 16, 2006