A sexual act. A face-book occurs when the man is not completely satisfied with the facial orifice upon which he desires completion. The man proceeds to affix a piece of pornographic literature on the lucky lass' face in the fashion of his desire. The man ensures that the predesignated hole on the pornography aligns properly with the woman's. The man then attempts to produce as much ejaculate as possible into this hole.
"Hey girl, can I sign you up for face-book?", "I hooked up with a 3, so I decided to get her on face-book"
by Big Gold November 8, 2007
Get the face-book mug.A sexual act. A face-book occurs when the man is not completely satisfied with the facial orifice upon which he desires completion. The man proceeds to affix a piece of pornographic literature on the lucky lass' face in the fashion of his desire. The man ensures that the predesignated hole on the pornography aligns properly with the woman's. The man then attempts to produce as much ejaculate as possible into this hole.
"Hey girl, can I sign you up for face-book?", "I hooked up with a 3, so I decided to get her on face-book"
by Big Gold October 30, 2007
Get the face-book mug."To immediately exit out of facebook when a "friend" you do not want to chat with (or know you are online) pops into the chat window."
I have a few facebook friends who are nothing more than old acquaintances, and I should have really thought twice before being their Facebook friends (ie. people I never want to see again). Whenever they come online to Facebook and appear in the chat window, I have to face-book before they know I'm on too.
I have a few facebook friends who are nothing more than old acquaintances, and I should have really thought twice before being their Facebook friends (ie. people I never want to see again). Whenever they come online to Facebook and appear in the chat window, I have to face-book before they know I'm on too.
Oh damn, Mark just logged into Facebook and is on my chat screen. I gotta face-book before he sees me online.
by nelson_twins September 6, 2009
Get the face-book mug.To facepalm yourself with reading material. Usually induced when a statement that generally causes a regular facepalm is said to somebody reading, generally referring to what they are reading.
by TheOriginalPokegami August 7, 2012
Get the face book mug.while your partner is reading the Kama Sutra on all 4’s and yelling out instructions, you pull out from her pooper and copulate on the open book, slamming it shut violently, splattering her with a High velocity dirt sperm shower.
by Theoriginalbugsy December 28, 2020
Get the Face book mug.1. a person, most likely a girl, that posts very sexy/ seductive pictures ot themselves on face book so that many people my comment on how "cute" or "beautiful" they look, in a sad attempt to feel better about themselves.
2. A girls who's face book pictures highlight her best features in order to make her look more attractive than she is in reality.
2. A girls who's face book pictures highlight her best features in order to make her look more attractive than she is in reality.
1. Dam that chicks such a face boo cutie, look at how many dudes commented on her bikini picture.
2. Trust me bro, forget about her pics shes not that great. shes just face book cutie.
2. Trust me bro, forget about her pics shes not that great. shes just face book cutie.
by awsomo411 May 18, 2011
Get the Face Book Cutie mug.Face Book Target is a recipient of abuse from the Face Book Bully. They suffer repeated acts over time that involves a real or perceived imbalance of power with the more powerful Face Book individual or Face Book group abusing those on Face Book who are less powerful.
The power imbalance may be social power.
The victim of bullying is sometimes referred to as a Face Book Target.
The power imbalance may be social power.
The victim of bullying is sometimes referred to as a Face Book Target.
That one who has an evil friend who always has to have the last word on every single post. Or has that one who has to dominate every posting with the very last comment...
Sue can you believe, I am spanking Tony , by dominating every one of his posts and I always have the last comment on every one of his posts, He is such a Face Book Target!!!!!
Sue can you believe, I am spanking Tony , by dominating every one of his posts and I always have the last comment on every one of his posts, He is such a Face Book Target!!!!!
by Raptorwyatt April 6, 2010
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