Cunt Bubble

A swollen labial/vaginal area that that has the appearance of a small purple peach. This condition is usually caused by vaginal stimulation such as heavy rubbing, sucking or pumping. The outer labial folds can be increased in size by as much as 2 to 3 times the normal condition with the use of a vaginal/labial pump. The pumped labia will be hyper-sensitive and will come to resemble a small purple peach known as a Cunt Bubble.

The pussy pump inflated her cunt bubble until it looked like a small purple peach.

by Wm M. May 18, 2008

fucking cunt

A person who is a cunt to the level of fucking. One level higher than cunt, one level lower than motherfucking cunt, and two levels below thundercunt.

My ex is such a fucking cunt. She told everyone I pissed my pants during the party last night.

by Dubiks January 7, 2019

Cuntskeeto

A female who is a cunt without question, but goes a step beyond mere cunthood by simultaneously being as annoying as a mosquito - typically by complaining about pretty much everything. A cuntskeeto's inane whining may even come to resemble the mosquito's high-pitched buzz, hence the term.

A cuntskeeto further resembles a mosquito in that she always seems to hover around you and your friends despite your best efforts to shoo her away, she yearns to mate with all males in the immediate vicinity (no matter the time, location, or context), and she tends to drain the lifeblood from any social gathering.

"No offense, dude, but your ex-girlfriend is a cuntskeeto."

"I know, man. It was such bad luck running into her last night. I'm really sorry she ruined our good time. But as soon as she finds anyone having fun without her, she latches on and sucks out as much enjoyment as she can until she's bloated with our stolen happiness."

"Or until she has something else to suck?"

"That's gross, man. She has syphilis."

by OmicronPersei8 July 13, 2010

cunt-act

An act that is not only cunt-like, but somehow, ineffably goes against all the principles of mateship that we currently abide by. It implies a selfish inconsideration of others, and perhaps.... yes, an active ill-will in some cases. When uttered, "cunt-act" (or "cunts-act") is often accompanied by a mournful shake of the head.

Yo, trAse, taking the last beer was a fucking cunt-act and you know it :grr:

by becy December 27, 2004

CUNT SANDWICH

The living embodiment of a cunt. A female regardless of age who continues to show lack of remorse for outlandish behavior or terrible attitude. Sexual acts in a dishonest way towards a boyfriend or significant other also play into the equation.

Cunt sandwich:blah blah! Fuck u that’s why I cheated on you u ugly fuck
Baffled individual:wow your being a real cunt sandwich. Smh

by Tits on a Rug December 18, 2017

Aural Cunt Punt

An audio-based form of orgasm induction of godly proportion, or possibly made by god himself. This rare occurrence is usually crafted by an elite squad of John Zorn wannabes, whom during a live performance create such a powerful masturbatory (see: wanker) avant-garde mayhem that it proceeds to aurally "cunt punt" any near-by fangirl into a sexually-charged screaming frenzy.

Last night I went with my best mate to be aural cunt punted by a band performing in nothing but patched Ramones underwear and Hello Kitty masks; it seemed like everyone there knew the bassist (and I mean EVERYONE), but nobody knew much of anything about the rest of the band; particularly the xylophonist, who appeared to not be there at all most of the time and was instead an absence of air lifting mallets.

by Gigi & Key January 19, 2009

Cheating Cunt

A slimeball that cheats at football.

Thierry Henry is a cheating cunt

by DerangedAngel November 20, 2009