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ass coffee

when you drink low quality beer resulting in the next day you shit liquid in short concentrated bursts.
mike, last night that Pabst blue ribbon brewed a nice pot of ass coffee for this morning.
by Ben Paxton September 27, 2007
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Caribou Coffee

A coffee shop (similar to Starbucks) that all of the stoners sit outside of to buy weed. (Naperville, IL)
New stoner: Omg! Don't talk so loud about weed! Someone will call the cops!

Stoner: Relax, everyone knows people buy weed outside of Caribou Coffee.
by Funkyweedgirl July 30, 2009
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butt coffee

There I was, stuck on the beltway, when I felt myself percolating some butt coffee.
by Greaseman March 27, 2003
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Coffee Filter

The sex act in which a person (male or female) puts on white tight underwear, stands over their partner (male or female) and diarrhea's through the underwear, splashing onto said partner.
It was so hot when his underwear went from white, to green-brown, to all over my face! I love the coffee filter!
by b2m2c2nyc December 3, 2009
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hot coffee

a term currently being used to describe content within video games that contains extremely suggestive material of a sexual or sensual nature. Derived from GTA: San Andreas, due to scenes found (though unplayable) that involved female characters using coffee as a sexual inuendo.
The Attorney General is now saying that The Sims 2 is as bad as hot coffee
by the avenged August 23, 2005
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Go get yourself a cup of coffee

Metaphorical.

1) "This procedure we just took you through will now result in you waiting around for a bit, so rather than sitting around twiddling your thumbs watching the computer think, why not take a break away from your workstation instead?"

2) "This procedure or anecdote we are about to take you through will take a bit of time. Now is a good time to take care of whatever you feel is necessary before we proceed, because interrupting for one reason or another, emergencies barred, would be a not so good thing."

Comes mostly from technical documents, specifically where compiling is involved, as sometimes the process of compiling code takes a while.
"I'm going to be working on your computer for a while, James," Jerry said to the auditor as he frobbed some drivers. "Best go get yourself a cup of coffee
by ke6isf September 20, 2004
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Coffee

An excellent drink for late night runs to a diner. However the drink can easily be destroyed and made into bath water by adding too many creamers. Also some people express there love of coffee in different ways.
Lindsey: COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE I LOVE COFFEE!
by molemon December 17, 2008
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