clitical mass

clitical mass: to peform above and beyond the call of pleasure bound duty.

I flicked and licked that bean so hard she hit clitical mass and made my chin wet.

(i just love adding to this site and making shit up that sounds logical xD)

by lipchin October 1, 2012

cliticature

Writings and ponderings regarding a woman's vagina.

There is vast cliticature on the topic of female genitalia.

by charlesIi February 8, 2014

Caiti

Caiti is a cool person with little amount of brains. Typically very sarcastic and usually never stops talking. Caiti’s aren’t shy people, they are funny and good to get to know. They are also typically decent athletes and enjoy adventuring. Caiti’s Love music and tends to hang out with Emma’s

If you want to be a total package, you should be a Caiti

by HollaDollaSign May 20, 2018

Citizen kane's arrest

When someone male or female looks to get somebody else locked up whether they are or are not on the payroll of the police.

Jennifer Kayne tried to get the whole neighborhood to cooperate with her Citizen kane's arrest of the guy/girl she didn't like.

by Solid Mantis November 3, 2019

Model Citizen

I don't give a single fuck about being a model citizen. And not having to be subordinate to your arbitrary whim is worth more than your life, your kid's life, and you're family's life.

Hym "Sorry. I don't see how modeling behavior after people who 'By whatever means' managed to become a 1 does any good for anyone. You have a handful of 1's, and, the ROLE of everyone else is to become a 1 or sit on the other side of the / and accept your fate as a 0. It doesn't matter who the model citizen IS. What matters is what they will do to stay on the numerator of the side of the line."

by Hym Iam July 20, 2023

CRITICAL!

Dan Owen getting butt-fucked by RnR...

As stated, Butt-fuck session between Dan Owen and RnR

by A2K March 25, 2003

Upright Citizens Brigade

Go there if you just can't get enough of the high school cafeteria. Cool kids only sit with other cool kids and losers sit with other losers. The only difference here is most of the "cool" kids were nerds in high school and are now living out there fantasy of finally getting to treat other people like crap on the sidewalk. Alot of social politics. Talent pool isn't bad but not worth the hype.
At this point it's become a giant corporation and the school is run like a factory. It's no longer the little guy just trying to make it in the world. They used to perform in a tiny black box fire hazard because they loved and believed in what they were doing. But hey, that's show business.

UCB'rs question: Where do you do improv?
Kind unassuming persons answer: The Pit
UCB'rs response: oh :/

UCB'rs question: Oh, where do you do improv?
unassuming ucb students answer: Upright Citizens Brigade
UCB'rs response: Are you on a Harold Team?
unassuming ucb students answer: no
UCB'rs response: oh :/

by factthis February 16, 2009