Cooked cunt

Either a junkie or a pill popper who acts in a mentally deranged way. Can also refer to someone not necessarily on drugs who is mentally deranged.

I just got jumped by some cooked cunt who wanted money for meth.

Did you see that cooked cunt yelling at everyone about Chemtrails the other day?

by Pax1741 January 1, 2022

cooking heavy

When someone cooks some large portion of meat, that look delicious.

You cooking steaks? That looks like you cooking heavy!

by Goodday eats February 27, 2019

cooked onion

Being fired from your job.

My boss said, "Kiley, I need to let you go. You're all done here - you're a cooked onion."

by huskerbabe79keg September 19, 2013

sean cook

Someone probably from outer space, most likely an alien from Mars. Wins the award for most likely to have been born in a space ship.

Man have you seen Sean Cook, he came from outer space!

by NASA Mars Foundation December 5, 2017

Cooking the spread

when you cum on a tray and put it in the oven cook it for 2 hours then put it in a sandwich and eat eat it

person1: yeah tonight im cooking the spread
person2: oh yeah can i have some

by bigg daddy 78 August 29, 2019

cooking the hooker

( a combo of cooking the books and hooker) : taking advantage of the most vulnerable people in our society

When it comes to dealing with the 3 plagues of social work, we are not only cooking the hooker; we are also defunding the police.

by Sexydimma July 10, 2021

Fully Cooked

to be all good; a positive occurance; a great movie; not raw; cool.

Yo G! That movie was fully cooked!

by strange homeless February 9, 2000