Constipationary

Food that makes you constipated

I would eat that packet of chips, but they are too constipationary

by o[ikoujyluj June 22, 2020

Constructophobia

the fear of gm_construct in garry's mod

#######: I will have constructophobia from this

by pilinium March 30, 2021

Constipaculation

The act of failing to climax during masturbation due to the fact that you are also trying to shit. Does not happen to all people, as for some, shitting makes it easier for cum to be released.

"I was experiencing some major constipaculation last night"
"What? Why were you even doing that in the first place?"
"I was bored"

by The Insult Man October 17, 2021

Constança

Probably the best person you will ever meet. Constança is really funny and outgoing. She is obcessed with books and dark academia (just give her a book in her birthday).
Even though Constança was educated by gods, she is really insecure.
If you want a best friend than mabye Constança is the best choice despite her crazy behavior... she will protect you against anything.
She is also a hopessly romantic and a introvert.

Person 1: Damn have you seen Constança?
Person 2: no why?
Person 3: I think she is going to kill me because I told her she couldn’t date Apollo.

by anonymous December 4, 2021

Constipenis

When you have to shit so bad that your dick gets rock hard which then makes it hard to shit. But it also holding the shit lightweight turns you on.

Corey - How are you feeling?

Rey - I am feeling okay, I have to shit but I have a boner. I’m suffering from constipenis.

Corey - I am sorry to hear that. Just make sure you don’t finish out of both ends at the same time, it could be dangerous.

by SMtoGuad August 19, 2023

Organizational Constipation

When an organization cannot get anything accomplished in a reasonable amount of time; A lack of quick turn around.

When an organization, primarily a bureaucracy, cannot get shit done because of back log and/or inefficiency.

Organizational Constipation = Government

by Xam Steele March 23, 2011

Lawyer Construction

Loud thumping noise emanating from the corner office. Sounds like real construction, but is actually just the company lawyer banging around stacks of paper on his desk.

Employee 1: "Damn that's loud. Are they hanging drywall in there today? "

Employee 2: "No it's just Mr. Cochran doing some lawyer construction."

by SeaFlyer January 3, 2013