Connecticut

Connecticut is THE BEST place you can be, no doubt about it. Not only are we the richest state in the world, we also KNOW we are. But, you guys make it sound like we ALL are so rich and snobby. All people from Connecticut are snobby, it's a fact, but we aren't all rich. And it definately isn't all white people. We got Puerto Ricans, Blacks, Whites, everything. We are snobby because we can be. We have something to show for it. We are the richest state, AND we have ghetto towns too. No wonder why all the stars have houses here. We are simply the best. No matter what you say about this state, it is the best, and nobody can beat it. The perfect town in Connecticut is Hamden, because it is not too rich, and not too poor. It borders SOME rich towns like Cheshire, and some poor towns like New Haven. Hamden High is the best, because the girls are the hottest and you know it. Connecticut has the hottest girls, hottest guys, and the hottest places. We have the Hamden Plaza which has a nail salon, bowling alley, stores, pizza, and much more. It's great for Hamden High chicks. Oh, and Hamden High is the best, because we don't have a strict dress code. Only the fat chicks get in trouble for dressing like skanks, so if you're skinny, hot, and popular, you're in. Well, now you know why us CT chicks are snotty to you other people- because we CAN be. Our state is the best, we are hot, and you know it. Don't confuse hate with jealousy. Ciao, and remember that Connecticut girls are the best-- join us, because we are so sexy, hot, and popular... If you don't either live in CT or act like a CT girl, you aren't cool with us.

CT chick and CA chick

CA: Hey, where are you from?
CT: Connecticut, you?
CA: California-- must suck not having lots of beaches.
CT: I could tell from the messed up manicure.(dirty look) You should really fix that.
CA: (walks away and says whatever)
CT: (calls up her friends)
CT: Tina, Chelsea, Kaitlin, I just dissed some Cali chick.
Tina: Good! Us CT chicks are fly, and we know it!
Kaitlin: That's right. Don't mess wit us!

by *$*$ CT Chick *$*$ July 14, 2006

Hector Connectors

Eyebrows that connect together to create a singular eyebrow. Also called Unibrow and Monobrow.

Person 1: Hey fred, check out that guy's hector connectors!

by Cordelia Forest February 25, 2008

Complexion connection

Connection in buying drugs, resulting from having a friend of certain ethnicity or background.

Say certain plants become legal in Mexico, call up Jose from the third grade for some complexion connection.

by Matt Jackson November 30, 2006

connectthedots

an imbecile or fool

That nephew is so connectthedots!

by Leshawn December 24, 2003

Connecticut

Let me just say I don't think we are stuck up at all. I also don't believe we have an accent. Abercrombie and Fitch/ Hollister aren't expensive at all so I don't see what the big deal is about. I will admit I thought EVERYONE has been to Cape Cod but appraently not. I love having all
four seasons. A woman I know has a one floor (very small) house and it's worth 225,000 which is an average price for a house I suppose. Mine is 400,000 and it's a raised ranch. Neither of the houses have pools. The majority of 6th graders have cell phones (average age to get one). If you don't have one in 6th then most likely 7th. You can count the number of 8th graders on one hand who don't have one (I actually got mine in 5th). Oh yah, not everyone's preppy although the majority is. I don't believe polo's are really that preppy but okay. We are not stuck up snobs or anything and it's so annoying when people stereotype like that. I love designer things but not everyone does. Not all of us are spoiled but it depends on your definition of spoiled I guess. The day I turn 16 I am promised a car but it makes sence to get a car once you can drive doesn't it? I don't know what else to say so I'll stop here.

Okay, I was in Vermont this past winter (like 3 months ago) and I was talking to these people who were from Connecticut..too. We went skiing/snowboarding together and we talked to some people and every single time they asked, "Where are you from?" and we replied, "Connecticut," they either said, "WOW! so you're really rich?" or "Oh, okay talk to you later bye..." and left and it gets very annoying. This one girl even walked into me on purpose at the bottom of the hill! Please be nice and stop stereotyping.

by Kristinn. March 23, 2007

Connecticut Yankee

A northern liberal with good intentions who harbors racism but is oblivious to his or her part in institutionalized racism.

After Brown vs the Board of Education struck down the idea of schools being separate but equal the Connecticut Yankee thought about integrating his alma mater's basketball and football teams with newly available black players.

by Travis Laid December 15, 2011

Connecticut

How many Connecticuts exist?

Yankees or Red Sox (or Mets)?
Patriots or Giants?
Mid-Atlantic or New England?
Massachusetts or New York?
Parkway or Highway?
Sub or Grinder or Hero?
Mad or Wicked?
Guido Italian or Preppy WASP?
Beach or Shore?
Cape Cod or Jersey Shore?
Hot 'n Humid or Cold 'n Snowy?
Hartford or New Haven?
NYC or Boston?
Baseball or Lacrosse?
Jet Ski or Sailboat?
Party Animal or Book Worm?
Filthy Rich or Ghetto Poor?
Bodega or Liquor Store or Package Store?
'Youse' or 'You People'?

Connecticut is one state that just can't make up its mind...

Hey what's up?
Not much.
You're from Connecticut, right?
Yeah.
So basically that's like Mass?
Uh, no, not really...
Oh so then it must be just like New York?
Well, not quite either...
So what's it like then?!?!?
Don't know... it can't decide.

by Where do I live again? July 31, 2009