boon companion

a makeshift friend that you get placed in the same crummy situation with.

the people you talk to while in line at the airport are your boon companions.
the boyfriends of a bunch of girls who are all friends become boon companions.

by shanooligan February 19, 2007

compairison

Shorthand for a type of comparison that only involves two items. Usually the audience is aware of this fact, but for some reason the author while making fun of someone for a homonym... makes his own homonymic error. Oh the irony.

"Compairison" is used mainly by large headed poorly endowed males found along the eastcoast of the US.

Usually said male will own or attempt to own 2-3 vehicles all equipped with at least 1 power added.

At any given time, only 1 of the said vehicles will work properly.

"Now doing a compairison, a "well set up domestic", assuming for this example is a LSx based motor, in a 3600lb car, can make make a crap load of power early in the power band, and take it all the way through to fuel cut, shift and have the power there all over again, through each gear."

by DemDare October 11, 2007

compassing

The action of holding out your smartphone while glancing between it and your surroundings frequently in order to have a sense of navigation much like a person using a compass. The most annoying cases is when the "compasser" is walking in a public settings and sometimes bumps into others or grins shamelessly at whatever is on their screen.

Compasser: *GRIN* LOL!
Dude 1: Watch out man, you spilled my drink!
Compasser: uh-huh, sorry... *GRIN*

Dude 1: Can you believe that asshole?
Dude 2: Yeah, what a dick.
Dude 1: Total compassing no-life.

by ihatepeopleonsmartphones April 27, 2013

companies meme impressions

Where companies try to be trendy and try to make memes but all they make is cringy shit.

eating chicken like a boss is not very kek, It's a company meme impression.
companies meme impressions

by ComesToVeryMind March 22, 2020

appel (company)

the defenition of an appel product is an overprised pice of shit some peope are adicted to so the company can shove the shit in everyones face

appel (company) is an overprised pice of shit, use android

by nto_lukas May 7, 2021

Three's Company Rule

when you are friends with a bisexual person who dates a straight person who has sex with you and the bisexual person: see the movie Threesome

Oh man I think I may have to invoke the Three's Company Rule.

by LondonMcGregor October 11, 2011

El Compadre

Someone whos your bestest friend and you love them dearly.
Even if they dont know what they are talking about.
Oh and someone who fucks piggies.=)

Chris See
AKA Chrissyface

by Stacey December 27, 2003