Compulsive Liar

A compulsive liar is defined as someone who lies out of habit. Lying is their normal and covert yet reflexive way of responding to questions. Compulsive liars bend the truth about everything, large and small. For a compulsive liar, telling the truth is very awkward and uncomfortable while lying feels right. Compulsive lying is usually thought to develop in early childhood, due to being placed in an environment where lying was necessary. A compulsive liar may also have difficulties with poor self esteem. For the most part, compulsive liars are not overly manipulative and cunning, rather they simply lie out of habit

Press Secretary, Robert Gibbs, has a normal, and reflexive way of responding to questions. When reporters in his press pool ask him questions he responds in a very awkward and uncomfortable manner, due to his poor self esteem the press secretary, will lie out of habit and does not like to be confronted and called a "Compulsive Liar", with his past admissions, after being shown video tapes of his constant screw up's.

by clungasd August 11, 2010

Agrajag Complex

A psychotic need to avenge oneself on a group, nation, or whatever because of real or alleged victimisation visited on one's ancestors by the ancestors of the target. The person afflicted with the Agrajag Complex almost - indeed sometimes literally - seems to regard such insults as having been visited on themself personally, and dwells on the grievance so much that they cripple themselves mentally and emotionally. From the character of Agrajag in Douglas Adams' Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series of novels, who has reincarnated many times as a wide variety of different creatures, each of which was killed (or at least looked at in their last moments, Agrajag believes smugly), by Arthur Dent. Agrajag returns to take revenge on Dent in the form of a giant mutant bat with long curving teeth that lacerate his own face every time he moves his jaw.

These Northern Irish Nationalists and Unionists can all be seen to suffer from a form of Agrajag Complex.

She's a neo-pagan Luddite with an Agrajag Complex.

by Fearman March 12, 2008

comper

A person who enters competitons regularly as either a hobby or a career.

She is a comper - she regularly enters competitions to win prizes.

by Tiddalik August 27, 2009

complex number

(MATHEMATICS) a number consisting of a real number and an imaginary number; imaginary numbers are multiples of the square root of -1.

You need a complex number to express the value of an electromagnetic wave function.

by Abu Yahya April 23, 2010

CompanioNanny

A Nanny who is hired not primarily to take care of someone’s children or house, but instead to be a companion for the home owner.

Jen: Did you meet Loretta’s new Nanny?
Shaniqua: Yes. She hardly paid any attention to the kids.
Jen: Damn straight, and Loretta spent the whole evening chatting with her like they were just friends.
Shaniqua: Oh yeah … she got herself a companionanny.

by tinky2jed December 3, 2011

Naked computer kid

A young male who spends his adolescent years sitting in front of his laptop communicating via webcam with underage girls...naked.

*Random Conversations*
"...Yeah and we were like talking using webcam and he was like 'Oh, would it be awkward if I told you I was naked right now..?'"
"Oh! He must have been Naked Computer Kid!"

by VirginiaisaLesbian May 15, 2009

Admin Complex

The feeling of superiority over co workers because you feel you have the same powers as your boss, when in reality you have no power at all.

Wow, Kathy really has an admin complex, she keeps barking orders around like she runs this office. I don't think she realizes she's a glorified secretary.

by TheKingOfSwing March 4, 2011