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common sence

similar to common sense, but used by McDonalds over their french fry machines to keep their employees ignorant, yet empowered through ebonics.
by johannasberg June 2, 2008
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commit

to place oneself in extreme circumstances to complete a ridicolously loose task
masslad1- im going to commit the bilshwang while riding my tricycle backwards down the hill while balancing on my head

masslad2- woooow looooose i cant beleive u are going to commit that

example2- COMMMITING THE SHwwAAAAAAANNNNNgggggggggggg
by looose October 10, 2008
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common sense

Sense isn't common here on earth
by me March 27, 2004
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Committed Atheist

A committed atheist is an atheist who firmly believes that God's existence is impossible, and does not exist. This is also known as positive atheism, which is the explicit rejection of the belief in god and religions.

Committed atheists are most likely to be Anarchists, Marxists (dialectical materialism), Nihilists, and Anti-Theists.
He was a lifelong committed atheist, and constantly criticized religion.
by Kelmeer23 January 27, 2023
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Commodore

Have you seen Mattah's Commodore??? It would be so much better if it was on fire.
by Dexter_13BT May 15, 2006
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Commit

Verb

Used to show ones anger towards another person(s)
References "Go Commit Suicide"

Can also be used with the word "Go" as in "Go Commit"
Sam: "Hey Jake, wanna chill?"
Jake: "Sorry I can't. Im going to the game and i already gave my extra ticket away."
Sam: "Commit, you bastard."
by selkewelke February 5, 2009
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afraid of commitment

The natural and perpetual state of human males.

Lacking the decency and character to invest one's time and energy into a long-term relationship or a marriage. May be caused by an over-production of testosterone, immaturity, inflated ego, and in most cases, simply being male.

Side effects may include frequent breakups and new girlfriends, frequent one-night stands, general unreliability in a relationship of any type, and a vocabulary of bullshitty dating jargon such as "I just want to be friends with you."

99.9% of all men are born with this condition, guaranteeing that women will spend most of their dating years with shitty, unreliable, wimpy men.
"My boyfriend just broke up with me after we'd only been dating 2 months. I think he's afraid of commitment."

Samuel was so afraid of commitment that he dumped every girl he dated as soon as he realized she was actually willing to work at a relationship.

"I can't get married...I'm afraid of commitment!"
by randomperson890 March 20, 2010
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