colonel saunders

a colonel saunders is when you're making out with a chick; and when you finally manage to slip a finger in her pussy, you then, with a suave look on your face, stick that finger into your mouth, suck it, and say "mmm; that's finger lickin' good!"; just like on the old KFC commercial.

i pulled a colonel saunders on betsy at the drive-in last night; she was so touched, that she gave me a dizzy gillespe!

by joe mid- bronx November 12, 2007

colon joe

a kid that smells like shit is retarded

holy shit u sell like colon joe

by alan smith April 14, 2005

colon comrade

another word for homo,fag,ass bandit

shit, that bill jesse is a major colon comrade

by douglas epley November 12, 2006

colston

Colston has bushy eyebrows

Colston, you should pluck that eyebrow

by Kate1784 January 19, 2017

colon-clouter

A colon-clouter is a homosexual man who likes to put his penis inside the rectum of other homosexual men for the purpose of sexual pleasure.

It is the number one cause of shitty semen.

"Check out than man over there in that tight tank top, dancing in that gay bar with those other men. I bet he's a right colon-clouter."

by radash November 7, 2009

Colonel Cotton Pony

The description of a woman and her negative mood when she is in the midst of her menstrual cycle (i.e. riding the "cotton" tampon).

Boy, Sally is really a Colonel Cotton Pony today!

by swampchappy February 1, 2010

colon slap

When you evacuate your colon so fast that the intestinal walls slap together and cause pain.

The condition usually occurs after consuming bulk fiber or Pho noodles that act like a sort of turd rebar. The vacuum created by eliminating this exceptionally long and fat fiber dumpling at high speed causes the colon walls to collapse and impact each other.

You: Boss, I have to leave work because I've just had an instance of colon slap.

Boss: Okay, have a craptastic day and cut back on the Pho noodles and bulk fiber.

by Capt Craptastic May 14, 2010