Comcast and coitus

The act of sexual intercourse while having Comcast on the TV in the background.

Boy: Netflix and chill?
Girl: Sorry, I only have cable.
Boy: How about Comcast and coitus?

by Mattoooo December 18, 2015

Dame Tu Cosita And Hector

Dame Tu Cosita is the reason why Hector’s definition is called a bully when he’s not a bully. Dame Tu Cosita is the dangerous alien on this planet

Bro,Dame Tu Cosita And Hector is a problem!

by HectyTheGreenyBoi July 14, 2018

dame tu cosita

dancing ailien that triggers the spanish teacher

joey : hey have you seen the dancing ailen singin dame tu cosita

greg : no show me matey

joey *plays dame tu cosita*

spanish teacher : wtf joey detention man

joey : i was just showing him this ailien

spanish teacher *hits joey*

by MrSceri October 4, 2018

Itty Bitty Titty Comittie

The organisation of small breasted women. Mostly flat chested women

Oh she’s just mad because she’s the head of the Itty Bitty Titty Comittie

by TheOtherSpud February 7, 2019

Schrodinger's Cognitive Inertia

When your brain is moving a hundred miles an hour and at a complete standstill at the sametime, resulting in either constant pauses while you speak as you attempt to comprehend what you're saying, or complete psychic immobilization from mental error.

"Hold on, I'm mentally rebooting. I have Schrodinger's Cognitive Inertia"

by JeepJumping_Jonah July 23, 2022

The girl with colitus goes by...

As referenced in 1960s pop song about lsd...

Sue was also battling irritable bowl syndrome on her way to fleet street when the girl with colitus goes by...

by Murray the K September 12, 2022

Hard Problem of Cognitive Sciences

The meta-problem of self-reference: Cognitive sciences (psychology, neuroscience, linguistics) use the human mind to study the human mind. This creates a loop where the instrument of investigation is the same as the object under investigation. The hard problem is that any model the mind produces about itself is necessarily incomplete and shaped by the very cognitive biases, limitations, and structures it's trying to map. It's like a camera trying to take a perfect picture of its own lens—the act of observation changes and is constrained by the apparatus. We can never get a "view from outside" of cognition.

Example: A neuroscientist uses an fMRI machine (designed and operated by human brains) to study which brain regions activate during decision-making. The conclusions of the study are then processed, understood, and believed by other human brains. The hard problem: The entire epistemic chain is made of "brain stuff." If human cognition is systematically flawed in some way, that flaw would be baked into the scientific methods, instruments, and interpretations, making it invisible to us. We are using a potentially faulty compiler to debug its own source code. Hard Problem of Cognitive Sciences.

by Enkigal January 24, 2026