dick-chops

When a dick does something really annoying he's a dick-chops.

At work. Somebody annoying asks to borrow your stapler and then brakes it. You say: Look what you did you Dick-Chops!

by Baxter Tomato December 17, 2008

Shit and Chips

A term to describe a undefined, undecided meal (usu. Evening Meal). Used by the Cook or Chef when either stressed, in a bad mood or can't be bothered.

Dave: What's for dinner tonight?
Zoe: Shit and Chips

by Dave O'Brien September 22, 2006

Chops

Ability to play a musical instrument. From the slang term "chops" for jaw, it originally referred to singers and perhaps wind instrumentalists. It eventually grew to include any type of instrument, though it is mostly used for instruments in more popular styles. (That is, you're more likely to hear about Eddie van Halen's chops than Yo-Yo Ma's.)

I love listening to Jeff Beck. That guy has some serious chops.

by ChemicalCastration August 6, 2011

bollocky bollocky bollock-chops

English term for something that is extreme bullshit.

Crust:"Bollocky bollocky bollock-chops!!"

by Chris - The Her May 4, 2005

ChipSet

A bunch of homothugs who swear they run shit. Being in chipset means that you are a rainbow boy who likes getting it up the ass.

Hey, I like those shoes. "ChipSet, let's jump this bitch ass niggas."

by South Grove March 10, 2005

Chapstick

When you cum in a girls belly button, let it ferment and the dip your finger in it and apply it on her lips.

I gave my girl some chapstick last night and she rocked me in the dome.

by Brendone February 14, 2012

Chaps

Northern Ireland noun referring to fat potato chips. Usually they have to come from a chap shap and be cooked by a big girl. Best cooked in beef dripping and slathered in red sauce and salt n vinegar. Also good with a tinna coke.

If only their chaps didnt taste so good, I would wanna eat them all the time. Ah well, sure I'm fat anyway.

by Ownies Puppy August 22, 2006