Chimping out

The sudden, primal urge to pick fuzz, hair, leaves, lint, or tiny bugs off someone, the same way a chimpanzee grooms its troop. It’s that instinctive “let me get that off you” feeling that hits out

Sorry, I’m chimping out — there’s hair on you.

by Lexluna November 23, 2025

Chimp Ripping It

The act of whacking your shit so hard, you run the risk of ripping your genitals clean off.

I was in the emergency room last night cause I was chimp ripping it. I literally chimp ripped my penis straight off my body.

by Chimp Ripper 9000 January 11, 2026

Shy Chimpanzee

When a person is so uncomfortable in the presence of a lesbian quarrel that they assume the posture of the monkey that "sees no evil". If there is a tremendous amount of explicit sexual references, the person may choose to take a squatting position in a corner and cry... wishing they could erase the things that they have heard.

That girl's rant about the lover that she scissor fucked yesterday after her husband left the house turned me into a shy chimpanzee.

by itsybitsyspyder October 26, 2016

hairy chimp

Gluing her pubes to your penis and fucking her ass dry.

My wife got a rub burn from my hairy chimp.

by Haxces February 25, 2017

wrinkly chimp

old people friendly insult Fun way to make fun of your grandparents

"Grandpa, get off the coach you wrinkly chimp!"

by Ant_riot May 31, 2018

Cameron chimp

If you see someone with this name beat his ass he can’t fight he’s only going to say I got asthma I got asthma

Oh shot it’s cameron chimp get his ass

by Cameron chimp December 18, 2019

Bimp Chimpin

A 'movement' for your with the boys and ur chilling with bimpson, y'all are bimp chimping.

Person: "So what did you guys do this weekend?"

Person 2: "Oh we were just bimp chimping at Gary's place."

by K1K18 September 17, 2020