A name that only fat ahh dudes have. They have a 90% chance of having autism and not being able to spell. They can’t pull either.
by Bigpapa7 September 18, 2023
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Yo did you see Carson out like a light with his room smelling like my grandma’s house?
Yeah he’s such a good friend!
Yeah he’s such a good friend!
by Bignoosa September 23, 2023
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Carson is a very special boy. Not physically, but mentally. He likes to goon for multiple hours especially when the gooning takes place within his family.
by Jiggly bob October 13, 2023
Get the Carson mug.Very sexy and cute. Really good guy. Will never leave you. Is very loyal and very protective. Loves the fall. If you have a Carson in your life don't lose him.
by BestieGirl@honnesty.bigass.com October 23, 2023
Get the Carson mug.conceived in a car, he has the speed of turbo the snail. He is the son of marsh dwellers and very agile. He well known amongst the sped tribe. Don't mess with carson because he will strip naked and bark like a dog. He will also hump your leg. Carson makes the perfect gaurdian.
by catrabies October 27, 2023
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Person 1: Woah look at that daddy sigma over there!
Person 2: Holy balls that must be a carson.
Person 1: Omg how do you know?
Person 2: Well look at those fat rolls.
Person 2: Holy balls that must be a carson.
Person 1: Omg how do you know?
Person 2: Well look at those fat rolls.
by pussy goblin November 16, 2023
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