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Dangling from his neck carrots

When someone is so obsessed with someone that said person is a dangling carrot to them mixed with the person wanting to hang from their neck like a koala bear and be next to them at all times.
All those Beliebers are dangling from his neck carrots
by dontworrybeyonce October 3, 2014
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Dirty Bag of Carrots

A male individual was contemplating a wax of his nether regions, and had difficulty deciding whether or not to include his dirty bag of carrots in the treatment. Ultimately, he decided against it.
by MisterLC August 23, 2017
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You’re a carrot

A phrase used as a comeback to “you’re a Mellon” just less harsh . Usually used to address retarded people as a joke or not . People who’s initials begin with r.s.g will usually be called a carrot
Ruby: you’re a Mellon
Layla: oh yeah? Well you’re a carrot
by MarieH07 June 12, 2020
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carrottop

a stupid redhead that sells a phone
number
by fairy girl March 17, 2003
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Carrot Twat

An often large patch of carrot colored pubic hair, often matted or untamed located in the vaginal context of ones body. This is highly frowned upon by all non-gingers--particularly men--and should be shaved and/or waxed immediately.
I'd rather gargle a vat of steaming hot diathermia then warm my dick in her unshaved carrot twat.
by Jen Gibbs July 20, 2008
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Carrot Girl

A girl that fake tans herself so much she is orange, dyes her hair so blonde it looks white, wears tacky clothes and purses and ugly eye make up. She sleeps with every guy she can get and she "loves Jesus" even though she hasn't been to church a day in her life.
Nate: dang that girl is hot!
*girl turns around*
Nate: Ew no shes orange!
Bradley: Shes a carrot girl!
by 8r@d|3y&8r!++|\|@y July 28, 2011
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Carrot

A group of 2 persona that are cutting themselves as Selfharm, the persons call each other carrots, because you can also cut in carrots. (me and my friend are this so i think i can make a joke abt it)
Hey Carrot! how are your arms today? i asked.
by Floortjeeeeh February 11, 2021
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