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canadian trash can

When you poor maple syrup and semen into someone's asshole and eat it while they attempt to shit
I was eating her ass when she suggested the Canadian trash can
by Mexican4days March 29, 2016
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Canadian bowtie

Condom, or similar prophylactic, made entirely of denim.
Jimmy was pulling so much tail at the monster jam, he definitely got to use his Canadian bowtie.
by Toolazy69 April 20, 2016
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canadian toaster

Some lucky cunt sandwiched between two mattresses being fucked while covered in butter
Wow I totally Canadian toastered the girl from the bar eh?
by 404handle July 28, 2016
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Canadian Triple Piercer

The sexual act of three men coating their genitals in warm maple syrup and then shoving their penises into the woman's anus over and over.
Those men got really sticky with Amy last night, must have done a Canadian Triple Piercer.
by xXMLGSHREKTXx May 16, 2016
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Canadian First Base

Like American First Base, but with a finger in the butt. Also known as a Morneau.
"I went out with that Canadian girl."
"Did you make it to first base?"
"Better. Canadian first base."
"She gave you a Morneau, eh."
by Bahbarqer Sanchéz August 9, 2016
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canadian argument

"Did you see the Maple Leafs play last night? They had at least two Canadian arguments."
by EasedMage November 11, 2016
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canadian submarine

When you dip your dick in ice cold water before intercourse.
Dude, she screamed when I tried the Canadian Submarine.
by D Kep November 25, 2016
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