Callum

Hippopotamus

Callum is a hippopotamus fat animal that eats shit

by Callum hater April 25, 2020

callumsauce

saliva from someone named callum

person 1: hey u got a lil callumsauce on ur shirt
person 2: oh thanks for letting me know man

by Skyydunn April 25, 2020

Callum North

a sex demon sent by the devil himself

dam is that the Callum North sent to destroy me

by therealboogeyman April 29, 2020

Callum Tetris

Tricking someone into believing something untrue for an extended amount of time.

"Do you remember that Callum Tetris we did a few weeks back?"

by Dr. Fortnite Sheen May 1, 2020

calumnious

(of a statement) false and defamatory; slanderous.

Once Trump stepped down from a political platform, his calumnious speeches provoked baying applause from audiences, he was courteous and considerate even to foreign politicians he had just slandered in the speech

by erudite fuck June 13, 2020

callum wallace

A small little man who likes to carry things specifically fridges up mountains. He also has a very fit sister.

wow hes such a callum wallace

by gnfhts June 24, 2020

Callum’d

The state of mind after you’ve spent all of your money chasing women on a night out and end up getting a taxi home alone for a self administered hand shandy

Man, I totally Callum’d last night...

by Mason2209 July 10, 2020